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Smile One for the Gun Advocates - March 8, 2011, 02:33 PM



Dude breaks into house, makes himself comfortable, takes shower. While in the shower homeowner returns to find intruder in shower. Intruder locks himself in bathroom and calls 911 for fear that the owner is armed.



Showering home invader calls 911 on owner - U.S. news - Weird news - msnbc.com



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no gun was used in the making of this story.


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LOL, that's the beauty of it. The ultimate power of the gun is not having to use it. The fear alone of an armed owner was enough to subdue the villain.


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thats when you stand outside the bathroom door when the water turns off and cock back a shotgun lol
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I'd make him take a shower with me first then have him clean my bathroom before calling 911.


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Is this before or after your rape him?


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Sneak in and turn on the faucet so the water turns cold.



...But not before placing a kitchen knife on the counter so when he jumps out you can tell the cops he went for it.


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Alright, alright I edited my first post since I cannot lie...


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Alright, alright I edited my first post since I cannot lie...
You'ld get in the shower with your gun, throw a bar of soap on the floor, and tell him, "...pick it up".


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Well, hell yeah! How else do you think I am going to convince him to take a shower with me?


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I was hoping that this post included AUDIO of said 911 calls.


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