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March 23, 2005, 12:39 PM

Posting this for Magic Rat since he cannot get on the site from work...

This sounds like a shitload of fun....sadly I cannot do it, heading to Grandma's tomorrow night.

If you have a .com account PM Magic Rat over there.

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Hey, I have Friday off ... so I'm up to no good as usual.

What do you think of "taking over" the D.C. 101 Easter Keg hunt?

If we can get at least 6 people, we can execute my evil plan ...

LOL. Wanna try it??? ... if not, just me and my kid will drive around and try to find one.

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(UNCLASSIFIED) - DRAFT MISSION ORDER

I. Situation: On 25 MARCH 2005, the D.C. 101 radio staTion show "Elliot In The Morning" will sponsor it's annual "Easter Keg Hunt." Exactly 101 beer kegs painted like Easter eggs will be "hidden" in Maryland, Viginia and the District. People that find a keg and bring it to the Keg Redemption Party on March 25th at "Irelands 4 Provinces" at 6pm can claim a prize. Everyone who redeems a keg will get a pair of tickets to see Velvet Revolver at Merriweather Post Pavilion on MAY 21st and you’ll also be entered to win the grand prize, a trip for two to for a VIP Molson Rocks Weekend in Toronto. One keg will be painted "gold" and the finder gets a years supply of Molson Golden beer, courtesy of Molson. Must be 21 years of age.


A. Enemy Forces. Not applicable.


B. Friendly Forces. Members of www.dcsportbikes.com (.COM) and Www.dcsportbikes.net (.NET); coordinated by Magic-Rat.


II. Mission. Find and capture at least 50 of D.C. 101's Easter kegs, including the "gold" keg.


III. Execution

Intent. To capture so many kegs that our two organizations (.COM & .NET) get interviewed by Elliot on his radio show; providing the opportunity to capture the hearts & minds of all sportbikers in the Virginia, Maryland, and District listening area.

A. Concept of the Operation: We will assemble at Starbucks in Rockville in our cars/trucks at 0400 on 25 APR 2005 to coordinate our final effort. After a 30 minute briefing, we will break up into 6 teams: Task Force North, Task Force South, Task Force East, Task Force West, Task Force D.C., and Task Force "Stealth." Using mobile phone communications, we will coordinate our efforts to find Easter Kegs and locate the vehicles dispatching the kegs. Locating the vehicles that dispatch the kegs is considered a high payoff activity. All keg findings will be reported to the command post for statistical map analysis. At 1100, all Task Forces will return to our rally point at Starbucks in Rockville where we will coordinate transportation of our captured kegs to a secret storage facility located in the vicinity of Woodbridge.

1. Maneuver: Not later than 0430, All Task Forces will begin to conduct reconiassance operations in their assigned sectors looking for kegs and vehicles dispatching the kegs. Task Force Stealth is responsible for reconniasance of the D.C. 101 radio station parking and will attempt to identify keg dispatch vehicles leaving the studio area. Task Force Stealth will also serve as the strategic reserve, responding to "surge" operations where a high volume of kegs have been located.

B. Tasks to Maneuver Units.

1. Task Force North. Your task force leader will be identified in an update to this order. Your sector runs from *** to ****. Map to be published.

2. Task Force East. Your task force leader will be identified in an update to this order.Your sector runs from *** to ****. Map to be published.

3. Task Force South. Your task force leader will be identified in an update to this order.Your sector runs from *** to ****. Map to be published.

4. Task Force West. Your task force leader will be identified in an update to this order.Your sector runs from *** to ****. Map to be published.

5. Task Force D.C.. Your task force leader will be identified in an update to this order.Your sector runs from *** to ****. Map to be published.

6. Task Force Stealth. Your task force leader will be identified in an update to this order. You will not attend the 0400 coordination briefing at Starbucks; instead, you will proceed directly to the D.C. 101 radio studio parking lot at 0400 to begin covert reconiassance. It is very important that your presence is not discovered by the keg hunt organizers, as this could have adverse impact on our operation. Follow on instructions will come from the command post. Map to be published.


C. Tasks to Combat Support Units. Task Force participants must bring cell phones and one map per car.


D. Coordinating Instructions. Contact Magic-rat via PM if you have questions.

IV. Service Support. Bring your own coffee and donuts. Abide by all traffic rules and be careful stopping on busy roads.

V. Command & Signal. We will synchronize watches and distribute phone numbers at our 0400 coordination briefing, except for Task Force Stealth. I will distribute numbers to them.


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where the good spotz at ?
 
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March 23, 2005, 12:48 PM

wish i didnt have to work


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March 23, 2005, 12:52 PM

damn that sounds like fun.
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March 23, 2005, 01:36 PM

This sounds really fun. Too bad work gets in the way....
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March 23, 2005, 01:43 PM

I would be up for this if I didn't have to work


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March 23, 2005, 03:04 PM

Hey, I'm home now.

Damn, I hate it that the military network guys have blocked .NET ... we can't get to it from the Pentagon or Ft. Belvoir LANs ... I don't know why.

Anyway, if you wanna come, PM Me. The more folks we have ... the better the odds (LOL).

Here's a link to the thread over at .COM:

http://www.dcsportbikes.com/display_...1&ThreadPage=1


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March 23, 2005, 03:25 PM

Correct me if I'm wrong, but is this really on April 25th? Isn't easter this weekend?
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March 23, 2005, 03:32 PM

Im assuming he meant March 25th


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March 23, 2005, 04:08 PM

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but is this really on April 25th? Isn't easter this weekend?
D'oh!!!

I screwed up.

Yes, it's 25 MAR ... the day after tomorrow!

Yikes.

I changed it on .COM, but I don't have "MOD" power to do that here. Can you change it in Boom's original post.

x 1,000,000.


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March 23, 2005, 05:51 PM

yo pat.. IM IN!!!

free beer for a year.. bring it bitches


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March 23, 2005, 06:57 PM

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yo pat.. IM IN!!!

free beer for a year.. bring it bitches
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LOL. That's how i feel too.

I added you to my list. See you at 04:00 AM Friday ... (ugg).


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AM!!!! wtf thats like me showing up there drunk.. as long as i aint drivin im cool


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dressing up like a fruity gangster and going to Sterling, that is like wearing a tuxedo just to go to the bathroom.
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Buying a sportbike to go the speed limit (which you do not do in your car) is like buying a condom to look at it.

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March 23, 2005, 08:55 PM

i have to get back at yall on that one!!!1


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March 23, 2005, 09:08 PM

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i have to get back at yall on that one!!!1
OK. Just lemme know.

I prolly not be able to answer back on .NET till I get home after work tomorrow night, cause I can't get to it from my office (nazi's have it blocked).

So, it may seem like I fell off the face of the earth till about 17:00 tomorrow.


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March 23, 2005, 10:43 PM

Damn my job! This sounds like it will be a ton of fun but I can't get away from work.


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