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Parentalisms - March 20, 2007, 12:38 PM

Everybody's parents say stupid things that stick with you and you will eventually pass them down to your children or maybe even take them as your own for casual bar conversation.

Here is one of my favorites from my dad.

"Go outside! The grass is growing and dogs are fuckin'. It's spring time."
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"I brought you into this world, I can take you out" Heheh...I love my mommy.


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March 20, 2007, 12:47 PM

lol, good one Madali...check this one,

"That's why God didnt give Scorpions wings"...--my mother said this to me when I told her that I was going to get a sportsbike......get it? hahaha
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March 20, 2007, 01:00 PM

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"I brought you into this world, I can take you out" Heheh...I love my mommy.
Bill Cosby had one just like it his dad said to him.

"You know, I brought you in this world, and I can take you out. And it don't make no difference to me, I'll make another one look just like you."

My mom would often refer to people with "More money than common sence"

and my dad, well he's just weird. Ill think up some oh his bests and post em. But for now Ill leave you with the sex talk we had when I was a teen.

"Boy, you start sitckin your dick in things, you become responsible"


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My dad told me this about breasts "More than a handful is just too much and less than a mouthfull is just pitiful"
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March 20, 2007, 02:08 PM

I've heard lots of those from my parents, but the wierd one that always comes to mind is my mom telling me to always check the underside of a toilet seat for spiders before I sit down, becasue a poisonous spider could bite you on the butt, and people have died from that... Even when i was 10, i was laughing at that one... but i still checked every once in a while.


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My mother is German.

"They always show breasts here, why can't they show penises, too?!"


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March 20, 2007, 02:17 PM

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My dad told me this about breasts "More than a handful is just too much and less than a mouthfull is just pitiful"
I think dads always have something to say about breasticles. Another one from him on this topic: "Son, be careful with teenaged breasts. The nipplys are sharp and they will poke your eye out."
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Your dad drank a lot didnt he?


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Never a drop did he drink.
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My dad's emerald to me was:

"I don't care how she throws it down, NEVER marry a woman with a skull or dagger tattooed ANYWHERE on her body"

Thanks dad.
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