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Pee Shy? - June 25, 2010, 04:31 PM

As I was pissing next to one of my gay clients today I got to thinking. I can literally shit with anyone standing over me but get pee shy if there is a dude next to me and it's really quiet. Anyone else have this problem?


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Im shy, pee, I will pee in anywhere, anytime.


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June 25, 2010, 04:59 PM

Sounds pretty gay dude.
A real man can piss any where any time

FYI-just using the word "pee" actually makes me wonder about you


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My sense of shame keeps me in line at all times.
right... so that means you would pay-per-view your trips to the bathroom if you could


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Ha! Classic stage freight. I generally never have that problem, but I've been around when others get it, they usually end up giving the urinal a flush to make some noise.




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Sounds pretty gay dude.
A real man can piss any where any time

FYI-just using the word "pee" actually makes me wonder about you
Ehhh, you should know by now that I'm the resident ghey up in this mofo!


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When I was younger I used to have a thing about magazines or books with faces on the cover facing me when I was on the crapper.

I used to flip all the magazines and books on their reverse sides until the first push was over with. After that, I didn't care.

But that first haul - there could be no pictures of faces looking at me.

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Youy are doing it wrong bro...

If you were to follow the "mens rules" and leave an empty urinal between any person and yourself, you wouldn't have this "shy" problem. Besides, why are u urinating in the same urinal at the same time as your "gay" customer?
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Youy are doing it wrong bro...

If you were to follow the "mens rules" and leave an empty urinal between any person and yourself, you wouldn't have this "shy" problem. Besides, why are u urinating in the same urinal at the same time as your "gay" customer?
Not possible. Only three urinals with three people. 80% of my members at this gym are gay so I don't have much choice. I refrain from taking a shower at the gym though.


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Not possible. Only three urinals with three people. 80% of my members at this gym are gay so I don't have much choice. I refrain from taking a shower at the gym though.

There is only ONE logical solution to that problem...

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as much as the military tried to rid me of any social pee'n and poop'n problems I still have some issues. I will cuss out any mother fucker that tries to talk to me doing either. Just get and get out. I hate poop'n at the office but sometimes there's no holding back. We have only three stalls. Never fails, some clown has to come in when I'm in there and sit in the stall next to me. Me, if I happen to come in and there is someone in the hot seat, I skip out and check back later. I don't ever get the same respect.


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Just don't try to talk to me when I got ma dick in ma hand!

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