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Proof the world is going nuts... - May 7, 2007, 12:32 PM

Like we needed any proof?)

In
Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In
Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.


(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.


(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in
Indonesia is decapitation.


(Much worse than "going blind!")
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There are men in
Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside And deflower young virgins, who pay
them for the privilege of having sex
for the first time

Reason: under
Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.



(Let's just think for a minute; is there
Any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In
Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.


(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in
Liverpool , England - but only in tropical fish stores.


(But of course!)
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In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.


(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In
Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.


(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In
Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."


(Is this a great country or what?
Well, not as great as Guam !)
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Banging your head against a wall uses
150 calories an hour.


(Who volunteers for this stuff?)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.


(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
(...and they obviously didn't test my dog Duke either)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of???)

(Did the government pay
For this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.


(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.


(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don't have brains.


(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their butts.


(And I thought I had bad
Breath in the morning!)




















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Shoooooooooot...Im headed to Hong Kong!


"Well behaved women seldom make history"~~Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
"Damn white girls throwin' gang signs!"
Gangsta= High-siding on a 50cc!!
Also, if you take your jacket off and the women are all smiles, then you take your helmet off and 99% of the women look disappointed, please put your helmet back on. kthxbai.-Bexxx
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RIP Greg Walker, I will never forget you

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More to add..........a couple repeats.......


If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that’s more like it!)




-The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)





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A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)





A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I’m still not over the pig.)






Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don’t try this at home, maybe at work)




the male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I’m home. What the...?!)



The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)




The! catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.


(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life..quality over quantity)





Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm.....)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)



Ele
phants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)



A cat’s urine glows under a black light
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)



An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)




S
tarfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too)
Polar bears are left-handed.


(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)



Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)


RIP...Karl Michael "Dragula" Meckenberg WE MISS YOU BUDDY!!!

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I just wanna know who in the hell found out that the pig has a 30 minute orgasm???


"Well behaved women seldom make history"~~Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
"Damn white girls throwin' gang signs!"
Gangsta= High-siding on a 50cc!!
Also, if you take your jacket off and the women are all smiles, then you take your helmet off and 99% of the women look disappointed, please put your helmet back on. kthxbai.-Bexxx
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RIP...Karl Michael "Dragula" Meckenberg WE MISS YOU BUDDY!!!

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