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September 14, 2005, 10:46 AM

We'll start off with an easy one:

If you are in a dark room with a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You only have one match, so what do you light first?


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September 14, 2005, 10:47 AM

gas lamp


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September 14, 2005, 10:48 AM

The MATCH!!!!

Told ya Nate was special!!


God Speed Jeff! You'll never be forgotten.

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the match... bwaahHAHAHA


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September 14, 2005, 10:49 AM

The match!

OK... too slow.


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Bah.... thats implied... Only deep thinkers would go beyond the obvious....


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September 14, 2005, 10:51 AM

If I may propose Question #2 -- This is from "Die Hard with a Vengeance"

You have two buckets -- one 5 gallon and one 3 gallon. How do you get exactly 4 gallons in one of the barrels?
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September 14, 2005, 10:53 AM

you don't have a barrel, you have buckets!!!!


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September 14, 2005, 10:54 AM

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If I may propose Question #2 -- This is from "Die Hard with a Vengeance"

You have two buckets -- one 5 gallon and one 3 gallon. How do you get exactly 4 gallons in one of the barrels?
For those of you who don't know Matt very well, or if you have forgotten your Matt to English dictionary in the car or at home, here is the translation:

In Mattspeak: "barrel" = "bucket" ha ha ha ha ha

Easy: First you fill the 5 gallon bucket to the top. You pour that into the 3 gallon bucket, leaving you 2 gallons in the 5. You pour out the 3 gallon bucket. Then you pour the 2 gallons in the 5 gallon bucket into the 3 gallon bucket. Fill the 5 gallon bucket back up, and then pour out water back into the 3 gallon bucket till it's filled. (1 gallon). This leaves you with 4 gallons in the 5 gallon bucket. Geez Matt!


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September 14, 2005, 10:55 AM

good job
Here's #2:

You have a barrel, filled to the top with water, which weighs 150 pounds. What can you add to the barrel in order to make it lighter?


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Very good young grasshopper!
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good job
Here's #2:

You have a barrel, filled to the top with water, which weighs 150 pounds. What can you add to the barrel in order to make it lighter?
HOLES!
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good job
Here's #2:

You have a barrel, filled to the top with water, which weighs 150 pounds. What can you add to the barrel in order to make it lighter?
HOLES!

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September 14, 2005, 10:58 AM

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good job
Here's #2:

You have a barrel, filled to the top with water, which weighs 150 pounds. What can you add to the barrel in order to make it lighter?
HOLES!
A blonde?


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September 14, 2005, 10:59 AM

too easy, hold one and I'll have another.


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