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Red Bull warning - Birdman related - November 14, 2007, 10:08 AM

I know many of you love Red Bull and are no doubt excited about the new, larger cans. But there is something you need to be aware of. Apparently some of these cans come with the signature of one-time World Champion Nicky Hayden.

Initial studies indicate that your I.Q. will drop by as many as 40 points (which will lower Marc to an average state) after consuming the contents of this can. You may also feel the need to say things like "for da ladeez" or "da bling" at random times.

You may also develop something known as Hillbilly Excuse Complex or HEC. This condition causes you to blame things other than yourself in the wake of your own shortcomings. You may say things like "We just couldn't git-r-done today" or "I jist don't know what happened" in the wake of small office tragedies.

This concludes your public service announcement. Have a great day!

http://www.clevelandleader.com/node/3546


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it would take more than one can to make me average...but that picture RULES!!


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