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Cool For the Redskins fans - November 14, 2006, 09:56 AM

email from a buddy

#1 Be careful not to speed in Washington D.C; the police are handing out
Redskins tickets.

#2 Q: What's the difference between the Redskins and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

#3 Q: What do you call 47 people watching an NFL playoff game on TV?
A: The Washington Redskins.

#4 Q: What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and the Redskins?
A: O.J. Simpson at least had a defense.

#5 Announcement from public address system at FedEx Field: "Will the
Parents who lost your eleven kids here at the stadium please come
get them? They are beating the Redskins 14-0."

#6 Q: What do the Redskins and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

#7 Q: What do the Washington Redskins and Billy Graham have in common?
A: Both can make 90,000 people stand up and yell, "Jesus Christ!"

#8 Q: How do you keep the Redskins out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

#9 Q: What do you call a Redskin with a Super Bowl Ring?
A: A thief.

#10 Q: Why was Al Saunders upset when the Redskins' playbook was stolen?
A: He wasn't finished coloring in it yet.

#135, #47, Vega
"Never contract friendship with a man that is not better than thyself." - Confucius

Will pay to see this
whatever henry's name is these days: jason, seriously, im going to kick your face in when I get back
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November 14, 2006, 10:03 AM

Oldie but a goodie!


Home of RNR Repsol Racing.

Missing all my fallen friends and family! If Life Was Easy Then Everyone Would Do It!
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November 14, 2006, 10:42 AM

I had not seen that!!


God Speed Jeff! You'll never be forgotten.

BOOSTZX3 : in all seriousness head injuries ain't no joke. I've had around 10 concussions and now I ride a Buell Don't let it happen to you!
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November 14, 2006, 11:06 AM

that is GREAT!

GO STILLERS 3-6!!! :stillers!

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This is America I can shit where I want. FREEDOM!!!
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