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Retard on Craigslist! - April 15, 2010, 10:42 AM

Found this on another forum..
http://longisland.craigslist.org/mcy/1687138868.html



GSXR R1 CBR ZX Rider lookee here! (the Island)
Date: 2010-04-11, 3:15PM EDT
Reply to: sale-hegcn-1687138868@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



SPRING IS HERE BABIES SO CALL NOW AND I WILL MAKE TIME TO RIDE YOUR BIKE! I HAVE TO TAKE MY KIDS TO HEBREW SCHOOL EVERY OTHER DAY AND MY SCHEDULE IS TIGHT SO LET'S DO THIS NOW. SUNDAYS ARE OK.

Do you want to know how cool your bike looks or what it sounds like when it's revving out as you go zooming up the street? I will come to you house and ride your bike up and down the street in front of your house like so fast so you can see it and you can take pics if you want. I've got the whole little costume, helmet and shit and I even have a motorcycle license so it's all cool in case the cops come. I can pretend I am in a race with myself on your bike and then you will know how cool you look when you are whipping up your street past all the kids. I know how to ride almost any bike but I am not going to do this on anything where you have to shift the gears with your hand instead of your foot or a BMW cause those things fucking suck. If you want me to light the tire and do a burnout on your bike I can! You can run inside and get some bleach and pour it on the rear tire when I am doing it and all your neighbors will think you have a top fuel dragster or some shit when they see all the smoke. I really don't want to ride anyone on the back when I do this for you so don't have any girls around but if shorty wanna see the ice then I ice the wrist. I'm a player at heart and if I get your girl's digits it's because I used to roll deep with the honeys before I was hitched. Your bike must be in good shape cause I don't wanna die out there. No mexican shit. I have been performing this service for years to ALL of my friends and I am very good at it.

PLEASE NOTE: I am not posting this because I am trying to steal anyone's motorcycle. I show up at your house in my own car (Range Rover all wood) and my wife of many years is with me and she takes pics too for our family album. I am a family man now, 49 years old and I know motorcycles inside and out. I used to work on race cars back in the day. No monkey business here. You can talk with my old lady while I get used to your bike. Holla up at me if you need to see how cool you ride is. WU TANG MUTHAFUCKERS! WU TANG!

Larry

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Found this on another forum..
http://longisland.craigslist.org/mcy/1687138868.html



GSXR R1 CBR ZX Rider lookee here! (the Island)
Date: 2010-04-11, 3:15PM EDT
Reply to: sale-hegcn-1687138868@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]



SPRING IS HERE BABIES SO CALL NOW AND I WILL MAKE TIME TO RIDE YOUR BIKE! I HAVE TO TAKE MY KIDS TO HEBREW SCHOOL EVERY OTHER DAY AND MY SCHEDULE IS TIGHT SO LET'S DO THIS NOW. SUNDAYS ARE OK.

Do you want to know how cool your bike looks or what it sounds like when it's revving out as you go zooming up the street? I will come to you house and ride your bike up and down the street in front of your house like so fast so you can see it and you can take pics if you want. I've got the whole little costume, helmet and shit and I even have a motorcycle license so it's all cool in case the cops come. I can pretend I am in a race with myself on your bike and then you will know how cool you look when you are whipping up your street past all the kids. I know how to ride almost any bike but I am not going to do this on anything where you have to shift the gears with your hand instead of your foot or a BMW cause those things fucking suck. If you want me to light the tire and do a burnout on your bike I can! You can run inside and get some bleach and pour it on the rear tire when I am doing it and all your neighbors will think you have a top fuel dragster or some shit when they see all the smoke. I really don't want to ride anyone on the back when I do this for you so don't have any girls around but if shorty wanna see the ice then I ice the wrist. I'm a player at heart and if I get your girl's digits it's because I used to roll deep with the honeys before I was hitched. Your bike must be in good shape cause I don't wanna die out there. No mexican shit. I have been performing this service for years to ALL of my friends and I am very good at it.

PLEASE NOTE: I am not posting this because I am trying to steal anyone's motorcycle. I show up at your house in my own car (Range Rover all wood) and my wife of many years is with me and she takes pics too for our family album. I am a family man now, 49 years old and I know motorcycles inside and out. I used to work on race cars back in the day. No monkey business here. You can talk with my old lady while I get used to your bike. Holla up at me if you need to see how cool you ride is. WU TANG MUTHAFUCKERS! WU TANG!

Larry

* Location: the Island
yo dawg i had heard u tryna git at me n let me ryde yo bike. Thanks 4 da emailz son - i'ma be down for whateva cuz my ridin skillz is gangsta fa sho, i be runnin da island. yo hit me up when u ready to due dis here is a pic so u know i'm bout dat seriouz bidness to get you some super fuckin cool pics n shit so da honeys be callin yo name all night

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April 15, 2010, 11:19 AM

#1 reason why I danced for joy when I moved off Long Island.
With the exception of small areas - it's full of idiots. No really, it is.
Once they shut down Pilgrim State - the loons roamed free on the Island and started breeding.



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A bleach burnout . . . now that is hilarious!

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I'm disappointed in this thread. I was expecting a link to purchase a ra-tard...


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