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October 6, 2004, 09:56 AM

For those who dont know, master comedian and Howard Stern friend Rodney Dangerfield passed away yesterday shortly after emerging from his coma.

my favorite Dagerfieldism:

" I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going."

Rodney was cool dude and has a very interesting life story. Maybe now he will get the respect he allways wished for.
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October 6, 2004, 10:06 AM

somebody told me about this today...wut a bummer...guess i'll watch Back to School tonite...


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October 6, 2004, 11:23 AM

that sucks!!!


Forbidden fruit makes a tasty jam.
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October 6, 2004, 12:38 PM

That really sucks - Devious R6 told me last night....

Here's some of his stand up:

Rodney Dangerfield's 21 Best One Liners:

1. I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy
... I'd have had nothing to play with.

2. A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on
over; nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home.

3. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to
me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

4. One day I came home early from work ... I saw a
guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said "Because you came
home early."

5. It's been a rough day. I got up this morning ...
put a shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase, and the
handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

6. I was such an ugly kid...When I played in the
sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

7. I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys
were a toaster and radio.

8. I was such an ugly baby...My mother never breast
fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

9. I'm so ugly...My father carries around a picture
of the kid who came with
his wallet.

10. When I was born, the doctor came into the
waiting room and said to my
father, "I'm sorry. We did everything we could, but
he pulled through."

11. I'm so ugly...My mother had morning
sickness...AFTER I was born.

12. I remember the time that I was kidnapped and
they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

13. Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman, and
asked him to help me find myparents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said,"I don't know kid. There's so many places they can hide."

14. My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off
next Tuesday.

15. I'm so ugly...I worked in a pet shop, and people
kept asking how big I'd

16. I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning
when I get up and I look
in the mirror...I feel like throwing up; What's
wrong with me?" He said..."I
don't know but your eyesight is perfect."

17. I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a
bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some

18. With my old man I got no respect. I asked him,
"How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff.

19. Some dog I got. We call him Egypt because in
every room he leaves a
pyramid. His favorite bone is in my arm. Last night he went
on the paper four times
-three of those times I was reading it.

20. One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for
birth control.

21. My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in
his lap; he was in the electric chair.

04 600RR - SOLD

"I am a soldier, I fight where I am told, and I win where I fight."
- General George Patton Jr
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October 6, 2004, 01:46 PM


R1 , 2001
Gixxer 2005
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October 6, 2004, 03:29 PM

Oh man, I loved this guy's movies. RIP
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