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The Ron Burgundy quote thread.....
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Street Bonk Bum.....
 
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The Ron Burgundy quote thread..... - November 14, 2007, 07:50 AM

"i dont know how to put this but..........I'm kind of a big deal........people know me."


"Its soo damn hot......Milk was a bad choice"


"i love scotch.....scotchy, scotch, scotch.....her it goes, down into my belly"
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" I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogony..."


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November 14, 2007, 08:02 AM

"Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?"


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November 14, 2007, 08:12 AM

"its called sex panther, by odiana....its illegal in 9 countries, its made from real panther so you know its good......they have done studies you know, it works 50% of the time...every time"



"I love lamp"
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November 14, 2007, 08:13 AM

San Di-ago, it means a whales vagina

No seriously, it smells like pure gasoline

The bears can smell the menstration

I will take your mother Dorathy Mantooth out to a nice seafood dinner and NEVER CALL HER AGAIN!


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November 14, 2007, 08:14 AM

'if you want to throw down in fisticuffs(?) thats fine, iv got jack johnson and tom o' leary waiting for you right here.'

'..........i hit him w/ a burrito'

the best scene in the movie


'bad news, its open season on chumps, and i just got my permit'

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People call me the Bry man... I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.


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November 14, 2007, 08:30 AM

" My God, what is that smell? Oh. "

"That's the smell of desire my lady. "

"God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me. "

"You know, desire smells like that to some people"

"What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair. "

"Smells like Bigfoot's dick. "

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I know what you're thinking...and the answer is yes. I have a nickname for my penis. It's called "the Octagon". But I also named my testes. The left one is James Westfall, and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you might get to meet the whole gang.



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Riding is like Sex. WEEE!
 
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November 14, 2007, 09:45 AM

I LOVE LAMP


"Riding a race bike is an art - a thing that you do because you feel something inside."

"I don't like being famous - it is like a prison. And driving for Ferrari would make it far worse."

"I race to win. If I am on the bike or in a car it will always be the same."

"I'm Valentino Rossi. And I want to be a person, not an icon."

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November 14, 2007, 09:46 AM

" Go F**K yourself Sandiego."


P-L Production ---> MARRC TD

Buying a sportbike to go the speed limit (which you do not do in your car) is like buying a condom to look at it.

Do you buy a condom to look at it? No you buy it to fuck.
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November 14, 2007, 10:33 AM

All these Motorcyclists and no Jack Black qoutes?


P-L Production ---> MARRC TD

Buying a sportbike to go the speed limit (which you do not do in your car) is like buying a condom to look at it.

Do you buy a condom to look at it? No you buy it to fuck.
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