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Security Checkpoint at VZ Center - April 27, 2015, 03:28 PM

So I have a friend, let's call him Choo, that's going to game 7 tonight. How difficult is it for him to sneak a metal flask past security?


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April 27, 2015, 03:41 PM

Just put it up the butt, Choo will be fine.
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April 27, 2015, 03:41 PM

I know this was the circus but...I didnt get checked AT ALL. And thats even after they were checking a good amount of folk given you had those crazies out there talking about elephant and lion cruelty.


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April 27, 2015, 03:42 PM

Why would choo not use a plastic bottle. Perhaps a water bottle with vodka... blending into your surroundings naturally seems like a wise thing to do.


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April 27, 2015, 03:47 PM

Choo would prefer a flat, 8 Oz container vs a plastic bottle shoved down his pants......


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April 27, 2015, 03:55 PM

urinary catheter bag. But plumb that shit up so it looks legit. Later you can drink from the straw.


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^^^ Hahahahaha

BDS130 **wink--see what I did there** suggest the beer belly




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Btw - forget doing anything silly.
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April 27, 2015, 04:59 PM

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^^^ Hahahahaha

BDS130 **wink--see what I did there** suggest the beer belly
I actually own this...

But for OP, they have never checked for anything when I've gone to anything (both sports and concerts) at Verizon Center.


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April 27, 2015, 05:46 PM

I always sneak a bottle. They use metal detectors, so go with glass or plastic.


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April 27, 2015, 10:28 PM

Metal flask in Choo's shoe....success. They only wand chest to knee, front and back.

Secondary plastic bottle in his jacket....success.

Game 7 win....success.

Good times....



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Haha. Glad it worked out.


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