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Separated-at-birth twins get married - January 14, 2008, 08:55 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

Separated-at-birth twins get married
Fri Jan 11, 12:15 PM ET

LONDON (AFP) - Twins who were separated at birth and adopted by different sets of parents later married each other without realising they were brother and sister, a peer has told the House of Lords.
David Alton, an independent, pro-life member of the Lords, said the brother and sister were granted an annulment after a high court judge ruled that the marriage had never validly existed.
The Catholic politician -- who discovered the case after talking to a judge -- used it to highlight perceived deficiencies in the government's proposed Human Embryology and Tissues Bill, which is currently going through parliament.
The bill is designed to make it easier for lesbian and gay couples to have children through assisted reproduction, recognising same-sex partners as legal parents of babies conceived through donated sperm, eggs or embryos.
But it contains no provision to require the identity of the donor to be disclosed, potentially meaning a child could not be told they were conceived by assisted reproduction.
Alton raised the case of the married twins -- who were born after IVF treatment -- during a debate on December 10, details of which only appeared on Friday.
"There are implications for everybody involved, but the needs of the child will always be paramount, and it is right that we should therefore make the process as transparent as possible," Alton told the Lords.
IVF -- which increases the chances of multiple births -- meant such cases could become more common if the law does not require children to be told they were donor conceived and have access to their genetic history, he said.
"The right of children to know the identity of their biological parents is a human right," he added Friday.
"There will be more cases like this if children are not given access to the truth. The needs of the child must always be paramount."
The identities of the twins and details of their relationship and marriage have been kept secret, but it was known they were separated soon after birth and never told they were twins.
They only discovered they were blood relatives after the wedding.


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January 14, 2008, 09:01 AM

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January 14, 2008, 09:29 AM

Wonder how they found it out too. Wow, what a shock that would be!


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January 14, 2008, 09:38 AM

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January 14, 2008, 10:26 AM

Damn....that sucks. Can you imagine, you meet this awesome girl she rocks your world and sweeps you off your feet. You fall madly in love with her and marry her thinking you are the luckiest guy in the world to find true love and that you are going to enjoy her companionship for the rest of your life. Than you find out you have been porking your sister. GOD DAMN. that would fuck with your brain. It is actually kinda sad.



Now for the comic relief on this matter.

Can you imagine what Christmas dinner will be like next year. "come on sis i know you can fit more than that in your mouth" Or how about when she starts dating another guy. You can look at him and tell him what she really likes in bed. "hey buddy if you really want her to start screaming bend her over and give it to her from behind"

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It's like Joe Dirt...
HAHAHA! I thought the same thing!

Joe Dirt: [Facing mirror] She's your sister dude she's gotta be and you made out with her man! What's wrong with you, you pervert!
[turns away from mirror]
Joe Dirt: Well I didn't know she was my sister when I kissed her, so it's not my fault. And she's one of the hottest girls on the planet.
[turns back to mirror]
Joe Dirt: You just said your sisters hot! What a fuhreak! You're going to hell man!
[turns away from mirror]
Joe Dirt: I gotta tell her what happened, why I got weird. And for god sakes' I gotta treat her like a sister.
[next scene, you hear them having sex]


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January 14, 2008, 10:54 AM

...or how about when she has to say to another guy "My brother says I give head the best"

Being adopted I can tell you this was something I always wondered about growing up. Found out I'm an only child...well at least on my birth mom's side.


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They met on eHarmony.com.
HAHAHA! They just couldnt believe how much they had in common. It was a perfect match. Like two peas in a womb...I mean pod.


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So if that's true, which is creepier? Banging the twin sister you never knew about or commercials with that Neil Clark Warren guy??


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