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Sex Addiction & an Assualt Charge~WARNING: long story
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Angry Sex Addiction & an Assualt Charge~WARNING: long story - July 25, 2007, 02:12 PM

Now that I have your attention...Here is my story:

-2 weeks ago a very good female buddy of mine, who is a sex addict(serious sex addict)decided to get some help. She was placed into a sex-o-holic program hosted at various churches on various nights. I meen this girl has problems. Its so serious, that it has ruin her life. She can't function fully through a whole day at work without running away to the bathroom or car to relief herself.(Does this 10-15 times a day) Although she needs it all the time, doesn't meen she's a slut~(or she says so...)
So I get this call that same day -and whadda ya kno', she asked me to accompany her. Being a good friend, I agreed.(And for my benefit)
A few days go by and it's time for our first session. When we got to the location, there were signs that read "Class for the Addiction" to direct us to the room. When we entered the room, there was a smoking HOT chic asking for ID's to varify you(her) and your guest(me).
It was a small group of about 15 including guests. As seconds go by nothing but smoking hot chics walking in!(except the last 2 buttafaces) Turned out that I was the only male there. -DAMN was I excited~
So the session starts and everyone introduces themselves. From Aria to Victoria -DAMN!(except for the 2 buttafaces)One by one they tell HOT story's about their sex addictions and how and what they do to cope with it. Man! Was I sweating by the 3rd chic.
-As time swing by, I think to myself..."where the hell is this going?" because all they're doing is sharing sex stories. Whatever, so I just sat through it.
Then when the session ends, it seems like all the girls were worked up by swapping stories...-I swear, ALL eyes were on me. They all gave me that "eye" and that "tongue-to-lip-lick".
Alright I knew what was up. I am a man and I can fight an alligator by myself, but taking on 10+ chics...now thats a fight I might have to lose. So being a smart ass, I asked where the bathroom was(I knew someone will follow) and my plan has worked, 6 girls came after me. And before I even know it I was making out with all of em! Like one big orgy! plus I didn't even make it to the bathroom(okay I lied only 2 followed, and it JUST had to be the butterfaces)
Whatever~ so as I'm making out with them, one flips through her purse looking for a condom(at my request) and then someone walks in. Turns out to be another girl...At this point, I was in heaven! This went on for about 5 minutes with everyone half naked, then the another person comes in. It was the HOT chic who was the host!
Damn! Was I excited, then again, I kinda knew it was too good to be true. She grabs ahold of each girl, and throws them off of me.(I'm thinking, geez, wait your turn~)-But turns out she was a blue ball player. She killed it. As she was bitching at all the girls everyone started putting their cloths back on. She calls the police on her cell phone. YIKES! Was I in trouble?
So the cops get there about 7 minutes later and talks to everyone one by one. Then after a few BS here and there questions, handcuffs the 3 girls! Huh? Turns out I was a victim of sexual assault. WHAT??? "NO, NO, NO!", I pleaded to the cops.
"I don't want to press any charges and there was no crime committed here, it was consensual! Can you just let 'em all go so they can come home with me?"
Bad call, the cops gave me a mad dog stare like I was Rodney. Whatever jerk offs, you wish it was you, but nobody was in the mood for pig tonight bacause they're having steak!
Anyhow, the cops tells me it's not my call, its the organizer's call. And she's pressing charges, it's the only way to help these poor girls. Plus due to some BS rules, laws and legal BS, wether I go with it or not -it still classifies me as a victim. WHAT BS!!
Man what a night full of "Buellshit!!"(heheheheh, snuck that one in there..)

So all in all, I have lived the lesson and letting you folks understand that...

"You can never find love at Church!!!"

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July 25, 2007, 02:19 PM

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July 25, 2007, 02:37 PM

Ah man you blew your cover! Of course the host is going to notice the ONE dude and half her class missing...THEY'RE SEX ADDICTS!!! What you should have done is discretely pulled one of the hotties aside and said something like, "Im sorry, this is my first time here. Do you mind showing me where the bathroom is?" Next week, same deal except with a different hottie. Reminds me of this story...

An Old Bull and a Young Bull were standing at the top of a hill overlooking a large meadow full of cows. The Young Bull says excitedly, "Let's run down there and f**k us a cow!"

"No, son", says the Old Bull, "let's walk down there and f**k them all."


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