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Signs You're an Drunk :) - May 30, 2007, 09:16 AM

Signs You're A Drunk

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2. You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.
3. Your job starts to interfere with your drinking.
4. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
6. You sincerely believe alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.
7. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case; coincidence?!?
8. Two hands and just one mouth, now that's a drinking problem.
9. Every woman you see has an identical twin.
10. You fall off the floor.
11. "Hey, 5 beers have just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!"
12. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
13. Every night you're beginning to find your neighbor's cat more and more attractive.
14. Your moral is: I'm not drunk, you're just sober!!!
15. You don't recognize your wife unless she's seen from the bottom of a glass.
16. That dammned pink elephant followed you home again.
17. You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store.
18. The shrubbery's drunk too, from frequent watering.
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May 30, 2007, 09:17 AM

19. Misuse of articles.


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May 30, 2007, 09:29 AM

20: You use "AN" instead of "A"


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May 30, 2007, 09:35 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by JWZelibor
Signs You're A Drunk

1. You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
6. You sincerely believe alcohol is the elusive 5th food group.
7. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case; coincidence?!?
8. Two hands and just one mouth, now that's a drinking problem.
10. You fall off the floor.
11. "Hey, 5 beers have just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!"
14. Your moral is: I'm not drunk, you're just sober!!!
16. That dammned pink elephant followed you home again.
17. You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store.
18. The shrubbery's drunk too, from frequent watering.
Well I can check these off.


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May 30, 2007, 09:49 AM

AAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA.... "misuse of articles" BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA...

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20: You use "AN" instead of "A"
damn! I was on that.
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20: You use "AN" instead of "A"

that's what I said.


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May 30, 2007, 10:16 AM

^ haha didnt even see that damn typo's
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Arguing with inanimate objects!!!

I've never done such a thing!!


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