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So how do you pick your mate? (Male and Female Content)
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So how do you pick your mate? (Male and Female Content) - October 30, 2006, 10:47 AM

--Males look for a waist to hip ratio of 70%. The waist to hip ratio is important for a successful birth, and a 70% is exactly the optimal ratio. When males of reproductive age are shown pictures of females they are able to very precisely choose women of this ratio.
--Females look for males with a genotype most dissimilar to their own; Claus Wedekind of the University of Lausanne asked 49 women to smell t-shirts--invariably they were, by smell alone, able to choose males with genotypes most dissimilar to their own. Why? Offspring from such a union would contain the most diverse genotype.
--Both males and females pick mates based on their mothers and fathers because a very important aspect of love/lust is the familiar.
--Serotonin levels of couples who are in love are extremely high. Dopamine levels of couples who have just met are extremely high--dopamine makes people feel high and crazy, encouraging them to take dangerous risks (early bird get the worm...).
--According to anthropologist Helen Fisher, "A woman unconsciously uses orgasms as a way of deciding whether or not a man is good for her. If he's impatient and rough, and she doesn't have the orgasm, she may instinctively feel he's less likely to be a good husband and father. Scientists think the fickle female orgasm may have evolved to help women distinguish Mr. Right from Mr. Wrong."

National Geographic, Feb 2006, p. 32-49


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October 30, 2006, 11:07 AM

I pick out the girl who looks like she has the lowest self esteem.

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October 30, 2006, 11:16 AM

men - boob size
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October 30, 2006, 12:11 PM

Size of the "package"


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October 30, 2006, 12:14 PM

Quote:
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--Males look for a waist to hip ratio of 70%. The waist to hip ratio is important for a successful birth, and a 70% is exactly the optimal ratio. When males of reproductive age are shown pictures of females they are able to very precisely choose women of this ratio.
--Females look for males with a genotype most dissimilar to their own; Claus Wedekind of the University of Lausanne asked 49 women to smell t-shirts--invariably they were, by smell alone, able to choose males with genotypes most dissimilar to their own. Why? Offspring from such a union would contain the most diverse genotype.
that settles it... we're DEFINITELY less choosey than women


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October 30, 2006, 12:15 PM

Depends on whatcha want a mate for. One-nighter? Make him handsome, young, and energetic. A lifetime? Prefer him wealthy, stable, and rational.


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October 30, 2006, 12:19 PM

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that settles it... we're DEFINITELY less choosey than women
If it is something we can smell on a T Shirt...we are far less choosey than you guys!!! We don't even have to have our eyes open to choose evidently.


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October 30, 2006, 12:30 PM

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Size of the "package"
You must be married to a black guy. If you're not then you never slept with one.


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Im so excited im about to pre-blast in my pants.....then....it hits me...
I smell her arm pits and i damn near threw up!!!!
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You must be married to a black guy. If you're not then you never slept with one.
I can promise you that ALL races of men come in all shapes and sizes. Don't ask me how I know. But I know.

I'm not sayin' your generalization is unfounded, but there are exceptions to every rule!


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October 30, 2006, 12:40 PM

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You must be married to a black guy. If you're not then you never slept with one.

I am married to a black guy.... but I was just joking with the post.... but you know what they say................................


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October 30, 2006, 12:43 PM

wow...

They have to make me laugh...then I get to make fun of them later....so I can laugh more.


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October 30, 2006, 12:52 PM

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You must be married to a black guy. If you're not then you never slept with one.
I grow tired of this over generalization. Besides, every woman knows that short white guys are hugely disproportionate in their jocks.
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October 30, 2006, 12:54 PM

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Depends on whatcha want a mate for. One-nighter? Make him handsome, young, and energetic. A lifetime? Prefer him wealthy, stable, and rational.
I would just like to call attention to the fact that "wealthy" was #1. That is all.


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MAYBE I SHOULD REPHRASE THAT

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October 30, 2006, 12:54 PM

Y'know what they say about men with large hands?







Large gloves!


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I can promise you that ALL races of men come in all shapes and sizes. Don't ask me how I know. But I know.

I'm not sayin' your generalization is unfounded, but there are exceptions to every rule!
I believe she just said you have a small cack. Ouch.


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yes, dick is fun!
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OH WAIT....
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MAYBE I SHOULD REPHRASE THAT

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