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March 28, 2005, 09:43 AM

I was pumping gas this morning and this little truck pulls in behind me. The driver is about 20ish and his girlfriend is about the same. So she gets out of the truck and walks around to help him (I guess she thought with the price of gas going up it must be heavier). Anyway. He puts the pump handle into the gas tank and sets it on auto. He them proceeds to lite up a cigarette for himself and his girfriend. I was stunned. Then they start doing the peck kissing thing (ya know, to show the world that they are a couple and this week don't have to rely on thier right hand for companionship). He keeps putting his hand with the smoke it it right by the pump handle that is flowing.

Now I really have the urge to say something, but it was cold, rainy, and only 8:30 and my wit chip doesn't activate until 10:00 AM. I just couldn't think of anything clever or sarcastic to say to this dumbass. I just kept thinking to myself how ironic it would be if the last thing I heard on this planet was "BOOM"!!!

Anyway, I finished pumping. Shook my head in disbelief and drove away in disgust for not being able to think of anything to say.

So help me out.............

Here's what I should have said to that idiot..... " (FILL IN THE BLANK)"


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March 28, 2005, 09:46 AM

YOU DUMB A S S ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME !!


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March 28, 2005, 09:46 AM

Dude i would have literally run over there and beat the shit out of that dude. Sometimes saying something has no affect on people.
Thats darwin waiting to happen.. Darin is fine, but dont do it when I am around.


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March 28, 2005, 09:48 AM

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YOU DUMB A S S ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME !!
This is for the ignorant ass that was smoking and pumping gas!


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March 28, 2005, 09:54 AM

i woulda whipped it out and told his gf to puff on this....


f'real though, those two are jus some dumb mofo's. I woulda given them some not so nice words...
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March 28, 2005, 10:02 AM

was the girl hot?


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was the girl hot?
ahhh...yes more importantly did the chick have a nice rack?


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March 28, 2005, 10:47 AM

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was the girl hot?
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was the girl hot?
ahhh...yes more importantly did the chick have a nice rack?
These two are on the right track
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March 28, 2005, 11:10 AM

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Quote:
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was the girl hot?
ahhh...yes more importantly did the chick have a nice rack?
Rack of Lamb in the front seat maybe

This was Strasburg, VA. They build em' a little different out here.

I'm sure she had a great personality though


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I can't believe the stupidity of some people.


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Leave it to Brooks to get the ball rolling...lol
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If the girl had a nice rack he wouldn't have noticed the safety hazard!
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March 28, 2005, 12:46 PM

You have two choices. I probably would have said something along the lines of "Please my friend I understand you like to smoke as I am a smoker myself but I ask that you wait just a few moments and smoke after you finish pumping your gas.
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The more mature thing to do is secretly take your right hand and grab your balls taking care to get some sweat and maybe even a hair. Then walk up and say "whats up buddy how have you been" while extinding your hand. Then shake his, figure out you do not know him, apologize and then take pleasure in the fact that he will eat his morning muffin with your beanbag.






















Did she have nice juggs?
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You have two choices. I probably would have said something along the lines of "Please my friend I understand you like to smoke as I am a smoker myself but I ask that you wait just a few moments and smoke after you finish pumping your gas.
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The more mature thing to do is secretly take your right hand and grab your balls taking care to get some sweat and maybe even a hair. Then walk up and say "whats up buddy how have you been" while extinding your hand. Then shake his, figure out you do not know him, apologize and then take pleasure in the fact that he will eat his morning muffin with your beanbag.


Did she have nice juggs?
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How's that lecture go?



Everybody seems obsessed with these instead of this

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