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Steelers will lose their Super Bowl Trophies - March 31, 2009, 09:23 AM

Steelers will lose their Super Bowl Trophies
Updated: March 31, 2009
Steelers to lose Super Bowl Trophies


Pittsburgh, PA. The Super Bowl XLIII Champion Pittsburgh Steelers, the only team to win six titles, will soon be loosing half of those trophies. After a meeting between NFL Commissioner Rodger Goodel and President Barack Hussein Obama, Obama decided to redistribute half of their Steeler Super Bowl victories and trophies to less fortunate teams in the league.

"We live everyday in the country that invented the Super Bowl." said Obama "We are not about to lose this Great American tradition in the wake of these difficult times." Obama's plan calls for the Steelers, who are a successful NFL team, to give half of their Super Bowl trophies to teams that are not successful or have not been as successful as the Steelers. "The Detroit Loins are just as much a part of the same fiber of the NFL as the Steelers and they should, no rather will, be entitled to a Super Bowl Trophy as well." Obama explains in his plan that he has imposed on Godel and the NFL.

The Pittsburgh Steelers, who by virtue of hard work, excellent team play, stellar draft choices, responsible investing of free agents, careful hiring of coaches and excellent community service and commitment to their fans, has prospered greatly during the past 30 years and have won six Super Bowl Trophies. But President Barack Hussein Obama's plan calls for the Pittsburgh Steelers to carry the larger burden of the NFL's less successful teams. Obama went on to further proclaim, "In these difficult times we are all in this to work together. We must reclaim the NFL Championship Dream for every team, for every city and for every fan."

"My plan will not affect 31 of the 32 teams in the league." Obama assures. That's over 95 percent of the teams in the NFL will not have to worry about loosing any Super Bowl Trophies. "The worst teams in the NFL and the teams that can't seem to get a break and win a championship will no longer have to worry about going without a title." Obama promises. "We are a country and league of hope. We all need to make a change. It does not matter the color of the teams uniforms, the personal decisions that the teams make or their performance but rather if they are a member of this great American league."

The Super Bowl XLIII trophy will be redistributed to the 0-16 Detroit Lions. Through no fault of their own incompetence, the Lions could not manage a victory all season and this trophy will help ease the pain of their lack of performance and give them hope once again. The redistribution of Super Bowl XL trophy will go directly to the Steeler's division rival the Cincinnati Bengals. The Bengals who also have fallen on hard times have never won a Super Bowl. This victory will bring a smile to hundreds of Bengal fans all over the world as they can now celebrate. Finally, one of the Steeler's two Super Bowl victories over the Dallas Cowboys will go back to the Cowboys since the league needs to provide hope in the face of difficulty and provide hope in the face of uncertainty. This is a heavy burden for the Steelers but together we can all prosper.

All hope is not lost for Pittsburgh fans, Barack Hussein Obama has another plan in place. Obama has meet with MLB and commissioner Bud Selig on a similar plan. The New York Yankees will redistribute two of their world series trophies to the Pittsburgh Pirates as a supplement to their loosing 16 straight seasons and counting. This plan will help stimulate the Pirates and enable them to regain the American Dream.

Barack Hussein Obama will be meeting with the NHL and Michael Phelps in the upcoming weeks as this issue is high on his agenda for "Hope and Change."


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I saw this on another forum - pretty funny.


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March 31, 2009, 09:26 AM

OMG I read that whole thing.
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March 31, 2009, 09:30 AM

i serisouly hope this isnt tru........

A. Obama : your not a celebrity stop going on the tonight show and getting involved with pro sports....run the frikin country and fix the economy
B. Losers dont derserve trophies...and yes this includes kids (little league or soccer, peewee football) that is just reenforcing failing.


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though I would prefer this to the President thinking he can ask for resignations from private CEO's


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Not a private CEO considering the U.S. for some reason now has a considerable stake in the public company... But yeah, I agree. We are headed down a slippery slope here


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i serisouly hope this isnt tru........

A. Obama : your not a celebrity stop going on the tonight show and getting involved with pro sports....run the frikin country and fix the economy
B. Losers dont derserve trophies...and yes this includes kids (little league or soccer, peewee football) that is just reenforcing failing.
I seriously hope you're not serious in thinking this is serious...seriously


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Oh.. the longing for the days when our president mispronounced all english words.. and the vice president shot his friends in the face.


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I dunno, I thought it was funny and a fairly accurate satire


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I dunno, I thought it was funny and a fairly accurate satire
Agreed - and I only loosely follow politiksisms.


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