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story thread... - July 2, 2008, 09:13 PM

So... some are complaing about .net and I decided to try to start something interesting. I am in Colorado and give a fack either way. This is likely a "fail" thread and I'll probably get a , but fuck it... I am sort of drunk and could give two shits.

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Continue someone elses post to create a story with 10 or less words per post. This can include pictures, but not more than... I dunno, 3? (one picture counts as a word).

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There once was a gay goat who...


"You are a smelly pirate hooker."
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couldnt find another gay goat and hence
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Well you see, Norm, its like thisA herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.-Cliff Claven

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but found vagina instead


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and wondered what to do with it *~*
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to satisfy his gay goat needs


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i lifted the vagina into my arms...


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and rode off to find a goat


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