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July 21, 2005, 11:37 AM

Boffins create zombie dogs
By Nick Buchan of NEWS.com.au
June 27, 2005
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Eerie ... boffins have brought dead dogs back to life, in the name of science. SCIENTISTS have created eerie zombie dogs, reanimating the canines after several hours of clinical death in attempts to develop suspended animation for humans.

US scientists have succeeded in reviving the dogs after three hours of clinical death, paving the way for trials on humans within years.
Pittsburgh's Safar Centre for Resuscitation Research has developed a technique in which subject's veins are drained of blood and filled with an ice-cold salt solution.

The animals are considered scientifically dead, as they stop breathing and have no heartbeat or brain activity.

But three hours later, their blood is replaced and the zombie dogs are brought back to life with an electric shock.

Plans to test the technique on humans should be realised within a year, according to the Safar Centre.

However rather than sending people to sleep for years, then bringing them back to life to benefit from medical advances, the boffins would be happy to keep people in this state for just a few hours,

But even this should be enough to save lives such as battlefield casualties and victims of stabbings or gunshot wounds, who have suffered huge blood loss.

During the procedure blood is replaced with saline solution at a few degrees above zero. The dogs' body temperature drops to only 7C, compared with the usual 37C, inducing a state of hypothermia before death.

Although the animals are clinically dead, their tissues and organs are perfectly preserved.

Damaged blood vessels and tissues can then be repaired via surgery. The dogs are brought back to life by returning the blood to their bodies,giving them 100 per cent oxygen and applying electric shocks to restart their hearts.

Tests show they are perfectly normal, with no brain damage.

"The results are stunning. I think in 10 years we will be able to prevent death in a certain segment of those using this technology," said one US battlefield doctor


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July 21, 2005, 11:38 AM

China to send pig sperm to space

Scientists hope to study the effect of cosmic rays on the pig sperm
China is planning to study the effects of space on sperm, by sending the semen from pedigree pigs into orbit.
Some 40 grams of pig sperm will be taken on board the Shenzhou VI spacecraft for its October launch.

Some of the sperm will be kept outside the spacecraft's biological capsule and some inside, according to China's Xinhua news agency.

Surviving sperm will be returned to Earth and used to understand better the processes involved in pig reproduction.

The pigs chosen are a breed called Rongchang, named after an area in the southwest of the country and famed for their physique and for the quality of their meat.

Agricultural experts hope to use the sperm to fertilise pig eggs back on Earth - to see what effect a period of microgravity will have had on the sperm's activity.

China's first manned spaceflight two years ago made it the third country able to launch a human into space on its own, along with Russia and the United States.

During the upcoming mission, two astronauts will orbit the planet five or six times.




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July 21, 2005, 11:40 AM

I tried to send my sperm to space once, but the headboard got in the way.


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July 21, 2005, 11:41 AM

Is this from the "Weekly World News"?

Doesn't sound very humane or moral.

Very Strange


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July 21, 2005, 11:42 AM

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July 21, 2005, 11:43 AM

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Is this from the "Weekly World News"?

Doesn't sound very humane or moral.

Very Strange
IMO it is neither....


http://www.safar.pitt.edu/


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July 21, 2005, 11:58 AM

WOW!!

VERY WEIRD


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July 21, 2005, 01:59 PM

RAD! MOM can I have a zombie puppy?
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RAD! MOM can I have a zombie puppy?
BAWHAHAHAHAHAHA!


OK I found that grossly humorous!



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July 21, 2005, 02:45 PM

I always carry around subzero saline with me in the heat of battle

Seriously though this is some crazy stuff, how do you justify doing this to humans, even if you want to die, you will be pissed when they revive you, lol, I bet that carries a nasty hangover too


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July 23, 2005, 10:23 AM

they are using this procedure to assist in head transplants, the transplantees will be paralyzed from the neck down though since severing the spine etc etc
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Someone say pig sperm?
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