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Stupid crook of the day - October 27, 2006, 03:57 PM

On Thursday, October 26 at about 2 p.m., a man broke through a locked door of a business located in the 7200 block of Maple Place in the Annandale area. A 27-year-old Annandale-area man inside the business was confronted by the suspect who was wielding a hammer. A struggle ensued as the suspect charged at the victim with the hammer. The victim was able to enter another room and close the door. The suspect ran into the shut door, knocking himself unconscious. The victim was not injured.
Police arrived to arrest Michael Edward Crookston, 44, of no fixed address. Medics arrived and transported Crookston to Inova Fairfax Hospital with non life-threatening injuries. Crookston was taken to the Fairfax County Adult Detention Center after his release from the hospital. He was charged with burglary and simple assault.


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October 27, 2006, 04:06 PM

See once again...this is why stupid people should not breed. What a freakin idiot.
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October 27, 2006, 04:17 PM

Yeah, I got one better:

I responded to a call for a vehicle stopped in the turn lane of an intersection with both occupants passed out. As the driver began to wake up, my back up officer saw a gun under the drivers seat. The driver and passenger were "helped" out of the car and after both were arrested and searched 3 guns, a bullet proof vest and more than enough drugs to charge them with posession with intent to distribute, several times over were discovered on them and in the car.

All that junk and they couldn't even stay sober enough to drive home. Imagine them telling their boys, "Yeah we got caught cause we fell asleep."

There is actually another arrest that beats that, but I'll have to wait till after the trial to really let you all enjoy how stupid this kid was.

Eh, they're all dumb.


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October 27, 2006, 04:41 PM

It's the ones that don't get caught that I want to hear.
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October 27, 2006, 05:36 PM

Hey Steve!

Where've you been? Besides locking up dumbasses.


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October 27, 2006, 05:43 PM

what a dumbass!!!!!


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Stupid people shouldn't breed, but that doesn't stop them unfortunately.


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October 28, 2006, 08:57 AM

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