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Tell signs of a crazy women - January 28, 2008, 02:55 PM

Hey fellas forget politics, work and setup a thread on how to tell if a woman is crazy before you get in to deep.

It is nothing like a scorned woman. We maybe saving a man's manhood, life, favorite car, motorcycle and on and on.

So from my expirences some of the tell tell signs:

if she is quick to call you anything more than just friends begin your exit immediately

if she calls you constantly from the intial begining than begin your exit

if she seems to be jeluous of your love for your bike or anything else you may love than begin your exit

Help the other fellas out please put in your expiriences

The ones you have to look out for is the quit woman that will snap at any given time. These are the ones that are your in the begining but once you become more than friends they begin to change on you. These are hard to figure out.

Help the other fellas out please put in your expiriences



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January 28, 2008, 02:58 PM

If she is female.


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Tell signs of a crazy women - If I knew that, I would be God-like


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January 28, 2008, 03:05 PM

Quote:
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If she is female.
Nuff said right there.


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January 28, 2008, 03:08 PM

Remember fellas when it comes down to a crazy women the police, government and society is all on her side. When the cops come to your home they will ask you to leave not her, the paper will paint you as a crook and society will not give you another chance. post up the signs or experiences



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January 28, 2008, 03:17 PM

Quote:
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If she is female.
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If she says "You don't know me! You only think you know me!"

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January 28, 2008, 03:17 PM

*when she starts saying "I don't deserve you" usually it means "I just cheated on you"


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... when her mouth starts moving.


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her heart still beats
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January 28, 2008, 04:14 PM

if she ever raises a hand against you or a dog.....

ever

that is one thing I will not tolerate

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