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Unhappy TSA - Woman Assist - June 18, 2007, 03:48 PM

Someone please explain to me why when I set off the metal detectors at the airport they make you wait for a woman TSA agent to come and do the pat down. I usually end up with the butchiest woman asking me if I, "have any areas that are sensitive to the touch."



"Yes I have areas that are sensitive to the touch, but if you're going to be touching them, can I please have that hansome man in the uniform come do my search?"



Seriously people, what is the difference?



I'm not saying that I think lesbians are runnign to get jobs with TSA so they can grope me, I've never been gropped. But, is this supposed to make me feel more comfortable? Are we supposed to be so dense that we don't realize what's going on? One of these days, when they call out for a "female assist" I'll head over to the chair with the little feet in front of it and see the girls gone wild crew running over to tape the encounter.



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its legalities and covering the simplest of bases
If they had a male doing the pat downs,
a) there are more law suits that will happen do to "gropping" and inappropriate touching
b) guys touching girls/women of various ages is just never good

its more to protect girls/woman from sexual harassment and to cover their legal asses, as being sexually harassed by another woman is less likely


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June 18, 2007, 04:00 PM

Because I'm sure at one time some woman was frisked by a male TSA agent and said she was groped and sued for millions.

Just covering their asses I'm sure.


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June 18, 2007, 04:08 PM

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its legalities and covering the simplest of bases
If they had a male doing the pat downs,
a) there are more law suits that will happen do to "gropping" and inappropriate touching
b) guys touching girls/women of various ages is just never good

its more to protect girls/woman from sexual harassment and to cover their legal asses, as being sexually harassed by another woman is less likely
Between getting gropped by a lady and a man...I might take a man.


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Next time just start screaming "I NEED AN ADULT! SHE'S TOUCHING MY NO NO ZONE!"


or even better just breathe deeply and look at her and say "oh God, why does this feel so right"


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Between getting gropped by a lady and a man...I might take a man.
*Looks at day planner* How does Thursday look for you? Free in the morning? Yes, it is great to start out your day with a nice grope, a lil tune in Tokyo perhaps?


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Next time just start screaming "I NEED AN ADULT! SHE'S TOUCHING MY NO NO ZONE!"


or even better just breathe deeply and look at her and say "oh God, why does this feel so right"


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June 18, 2007, 04:20 PM

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Next time just start screaming "I NEED AN ADULT! SHE'S TOUCHING MY NO NO ZONE!"


or even better just breathe deeply and look at her and say "oh God, why does this feel so right"
I wold have if she didn't look like the mayor from munchkin land. The pat down was sort of like


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Next time just start screaming "I NEED AN ADULT! SHE'S TOUCHING MY NO NO ZONE!"


or even better just breathe deeply and look at her and say "oh God, why does this feel so right"


I had a suspect male TSA agent pretty much stick his hand in the front of my pants to do a "belt buckle check". I said "Jesus dude you could've at least bought me dinner first." He laughed and walked off.

I guess I bring joy to the hearts of homosexual TSA Agents everywhere.


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Before TSA became such, screeners were pretty much doing just that..
$9/hour and a free feel-up every 30 secs or so.


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*Looks at day planner* How does Thursday look for you? Free in the morning? Yes, it is great to start out your day with a nice grope, a lil tune in Tokyo perhaps?
Dammit! You beat me too it.....Tell you what Coluchi, come down to the Spot on Thursday and you'll get a good grope from Ant650R, Sith4Brains, and I.


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Lucky you. I always have to request female agents to frisk me.
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