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Wink Man Tried to Cash Check From God - March 5, 2007, 02:37 PM

HOBART, Ind. (Feb. 2 - Kevin Russell found out it's not easy trying to cash a check from God. The 21-year-old man was arrested Monday after he tried to cash a check for $50,000 at the Chase Bank in Hobart that was signed "King Savior, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Servant," Hobart police Detective Jeff White said.

Russell was charged with one count attempted check fraud and one count intimidation, both felonies, and one count resisting law enforcement, a misdemeanor. He could face prison time.

Police were called to the bank after Russell tried to cash the check, which was written on an invalid Bank One check with no imprint, White said. Russell had several other checks with him that were signed the same way but made out in different dollar amounts, including one for $100,000.

Russell struggled with police as they tried to detain him, White said, and then threatened police as they transported him to the Hobart Police Department.

"I've heard about God giving out eternal life, but this is the first time I've heard of him giving out cash," White said.

No court date has been set for Russell. He was being held Wednesday at the Lake County Jail on a $1,000 bond.


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March 5, 2007, 02:40 PM

By mere minutes this has been determined to be a repost. Horrible story, but still a repost.

3:32 vs 3:37.
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Ok I changed it, to quick on the draw to post the PoT one.


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March 5, 2007, 02:59 PM

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Ok I changed it, to quick on the draw to post the PoT one.
Yeah Madali, what are you talking about? I don't see this thread anywhere else!


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Yeah Madali, what are you talking about? I don't see this thread anywhere else!
He originally had a version of this story until I called repost on him for being exactly 5 minutes late. Check this crazy ish' out

Sooooo he changed it with a interesting read.
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He originally had a version of this story until I called repost on him for being exactly 5 minutes late. Check this crazy ish' out

Sooooo he changed it with a interesting read.
Pssssst...I know. It's ok, it was a lame attempt at a joke on my part.


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MAYBE I SHOULD REPHRASE THAT

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Pssssst...I know. It's ok, it was a lame attempt at a joke on my part.
Aaahhhh please forgive me. I got laid during my lunch break and I'm a little goofy right now.
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