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What a Sucker - August 8, 2007, 11:05 AM

Non bike related but funny as hell.

Josh Marshall hauls up the story of Florida state legislator Bob Allen, who was recently arrested for soliciting sex in a public restroom; specifically it's alleged that he offered an undercover cop a Jackson if he'd let the legislator blow him. This was not a smart thing to do. But having been caught doing something stupid, Allen, who is a pudgy white fellow, has decided to double down on his stupidity by offering what is a truly, spectacularly -- indeed, magnificently -- dumb reason for soliciting another man for sex: Fear of a Black Planet!

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August 8, 2007, 11:42 AM

Quite possibly one of the funniest things ever. Did yall see John Stewart last night? They were crakin on this for ever. It was great!


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who was recently arrested for soliciting sex in a public restroom; specifically it's alleged that he offered an undercover cop a Jackson if he'd let the legislator blow him.

i.e. GLOOORRRYYY HOOLLLEEE!!!

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haha: "sucker"
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Wow... welcome to the 80's I guess...

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Sometimes it's better to shut your mouth instead of trying to insert your foot.
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August 8, 2007, 03:33 PM

nice defense - not

note to self: cops saying "hey buddy" are trouble.... lol


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