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When Trying To Kill Your Girlfriend Goes Wrong
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When Trying To Kill Your Girlfriend Goes Wrong - December 13, 2011, 02:42 PM

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Idiot Takes Out Storefront Trying To Kill Girlfriend


Police this weekend said the driver behind the wheel of that runaway pickup truck was Eric Whitaker, 40; they said the motive behind his off-road rant was to regain control over his 37-year-old girlfriend.

After crashing two times Friday morning, including right through the all-glass storefront of a busy service station, Eric Whitaker was flown by LifeFlight helicopter to Vanderbilt in Nashville, where he was in critical condition Friday night. A Whitaker family member said that the man's health is improving.

Columbia Police are branding this explosive incident a case of domestic violence, pure and simple.



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December 13, 2011, 02:54 PM

good lawddddd!!

Some dudes just cant handle PUSSY.
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Mess up the sandwich order again and it will be worse next time.


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December 13, 2011, 03:10 PM

Damn. Looks like he stole another vehicle to try and escape. Then ran straight into a truck out front.

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good lawddddd!!

Some dudes just cant handle quality meth.

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December 13, 2011, 03:19 PM

Am I missing something? didn't he hit the person in the yellow shirt? If they die, wouldn't it be murder also?


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Am I missing something? didn't he hit the person in the yellow shirt? If they die, wouldn't it be murder also?
He somehow survived. Angel was watching his back. Look @ the 28 second mark and you'll see him crawl out from under the truck.



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December 13, 2011, 03:44 PM

Saw pickup truck go through storefront.

Why is the driver in critical condition from that??

Saw Durango smash head-on into bread truck.

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December 13, 2011, 04:58 PM

This mutha fucker should have done the world a favor and died running into that truck


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December 13, 2011, 05:08 PM

LOL what an idiot. Tries to flee the scene. boom


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December 13, 2011, 05:58 PM

lol imagine being the owner of the Durango....
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lol imagine being the owner of the Durango....
"Shit! Dammit! Oh wait, I'm going to sue him and his insurance company and get a new truck. Gotta be the first to submit my claim at the attorney.
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December 13, 2011, 07:17 PM

haha meant the shock of seeing someone plow into a storefront, walking up to check it out then turning around and seeing him take off in your truck.. then plow into a delivery truck.


Triple WTF FTW!

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December 13, 2011, 07:18 PM

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