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Who is my company hiring??? - April 22, 2010, 08:19 AM

Idiots like this...

Dear CIS,

I think my old laptop has the symptom of the hard drive failure, it allows me to login sometimes and most of the time
it is just not working, sometimes it has just the desktop screen but nothing load up and some other times it let me
log in but then it goes to nowhere and I cannot do anything but keep waiting forever so I finally give up and maybe
you can help me figure out what is wrong with my computer now. It makes loud noise, not sure if it is the fan or
the hard drive trying to make itself work harder.

Please help!

Thanks,



I mean don't they interview these people? And you want this person doing work for the US government? WE ARE AN IT COMPANY.. shit kills me..


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April 22, 2010, 08:23 AM

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Idiots like this...

Dear CIS,

I think my old laptop has the symptom of the hard drive failure, it allows me to login sometimes and most of the time
it is just not working, sometimes it has just the desktop screen but nothing load up and some other times it let me
log in but then it goes to nowhere and I cannot do anything but keep waiting forever so I finally give up and maybe
you can help me figure out what is wrong with my computer now. It makes loud noise, not sure if it is the fan or
the hard drive trying to make itself work harder.

Please help!

Thanks,



I mean don't they interview these people? And you want this person doing work for the US government? WE ARE AN IT COMPANY.. shit kills me..


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April 22, 2010, 10:32 AM

This is why you don't do desktop support.
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Do you work for 4chan?
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April 22, 2010, 10:59 AM

US Govt... I'm not surprised.
You'd be amazed at the people I sell cars to... some are stupid, some are crazy, some are just plain assholes... then half way throught the process they tell me they work for the Fed at some high level clearance job, and I'm like WTF!?


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US Govt... I'm not surprised.
You'd be amazed at the people I sell cars to... some are stupid, some are crazy, some are just plain assholes... then half way throught the process they tell me they work for the Fed at some high level clearance job, and I'm like WTF!?
Plenty of retarded people in every profession. Feds don't have a monopoly on it.
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April 22, 2010, 11:10 AM

Feds definitely have a majority share.

Low pay scale, high threshold for incompetence... breeds the finest mediocrity.


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April 22, 2010, 04:59 PM

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Idiots like this...

Dear CIS,

I think my old laptop has the symptom of the hard drive failure, it allows me to login sometimes and most of the time
it is just not working, sometimes it has just the desktop screen but nothing load up and some other times it let me
log in but then it goes to nowhere and I cannot do anything but keep waiting forever so I finally give up and maybe
you can help me figure out what is wrong with my computer now. It makes loud noise, not sure if it is the fan or
the hard drive trying to make itself work harder.

Please help!

Thanks,



I mean don't they interview these people? And you want this person doing work for the US government? WE ARE AN IT COMPANY.. shit kills me..

Come on son, why do you have to throw me under the bus like that

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Dude don't know what the fawk he is talking about, makes no sense, and don't know what a . is!!
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April 22, 2010, 05:04 PM

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Feds definitely have a majority share.

Low pay scale, high threshold for incompetence... breeds the finest mediocrity.

I've noticed that with contractors, private organizations want to "fill the spot". I've seen, scratch that, I work with sys admins that attempt to open PST files by double clicking on it.
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April 22, 2010, 07:14 PM

I work in a help desk as a Network Engineer and good lord I have some awesome tickets from time to time.

The most recent one a vice president in our company was forwarding his desk phone to his BB...ok so far so good.

HD I forwarded my desk phone to my BB but it didn't appear to work.

Sir how did you try to check the forwarding?

I called from my BB and my BB didn't ring......face palm!

Sir your BB won't ring if you initiate the call from your BB to your desk phone please try from another phone..

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April 22, 2010, 07:31 PM

I deal with these people everyday of my life...


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April 22, 2010, 08:15 PM

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