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Who writes these things anyway? - December 5, 2006, 12:34 PM

So we were eating Chinese food the other night and everyone grabs their fortune cookie when we were done. This is what was inside my boy Robbie's, no bullshit: "To avoid criticism say nothing, do nothing...be nothing" WTF!? What's next? "Kill yourself."


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December 5, 2006, 12:41 PM

Maybe the point was that you can't avoid criticism


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Wouldn't that just imply that if you listen to what other people say and care about it too much, you will do nothing....then be nothing?

Plus don't forget you have to add "in Bed" after every fortune cookie saying...
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of course it doesn't make any sense...you're supposed to follow all fortune cookie phrases with "...in bed". THEN, and ONLY THEN does it make sense!
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of course it doesn't make any sense...you're supposed to follow all fortune cookie phrases with "...in bed". THEN, and ONLY THEN does it make sense!
too slow...
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too slow...
actually turbo, both our responses have the same timestamp

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December 5, 2006, 02:01 PM

My favorite "Who write these things?" moment:
Sitting at my computer, drunk...
there is a moist towelette sitting on the desk... I pick it up for no reason at all,
it says, "For instructions, see reverse"
I thought, "Who the hell needs instructions for a towelette?!?!"
So I flipped it, to read them, It read as follows:

"Just open up and use."
I laughed my ass off, wow, someone actually got paid for that.
Someone probably got a promotion for that!

And now, for my favorite fortune cookie of all time!

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So we were eating Chinese food the other night and everyone grabs their fortune cookie when we were done. This is what was inside my boy Robbie's, no bullshit: "To avoid criticism say nothing, do nothing...be nothing" WTF!? What's next? "Kill yourself."
Who else would give advice like that, THE FRENCH ofcourse!!!!


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December 5, 2006, 03:19 PM

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Wouldn't that just imply that if you listen to what other people say and care about it too much, you will do nothing....then be nothing?

Plus don't forget you have to add "in Bed" after every fortune cookie saying...
I thought is was "with more cock"


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