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this is why i only swim in swimming pools
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this is why i only swim in swimming pools - March 10, 2011, 12:48 AM



holy fack

you can skip to 2:00 for the shot of the fish


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March 10, 2011, 01:35 AM

THIS is why I have fears when swimming int he ocean:



Then again... That's just me.

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March 10, 2011, 09:25 AM

yeah man, dark water always has monsters, that's why i only swim in the clear waters of southern europe


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Everyone knows sharks eat people. They have even evolved to swimming in fresh water rivers. Its only a matter of weeks before they migrate to land and take up arms.


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I got attacked by a shark once. It was horrible, greasy slicked back hair, terrible dancing. Ill never forget.



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that would be good movie to watch


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March 10, 2011, 12:18 PM

Thats a mean looking fish!!!

Dude had his finger so close to the mouth when talking about how wide his mouth can get!!!
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Horrible attack. lol
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gators are more of a worry in swimming pools


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Will the constitution be amended to allow the right to shark arms?
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