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August 13, 2005, 11:23 AM

Walking to lunch room w/ pizza in my mouth...

"Misty...my bike...Renthal 520, 16/41/40, 100. Thanks"

Walking back by 4 minutes later...

"Be here Thursday"



Not only that, but she's gorgeous. I may marry her. If she only had a brain........


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August 13, 2005, 01:51 PM

Oh wow.... Ehehe... U don't need brains from a lady to be happy, do you?

LOLx....


I don't wanna be your b*tch. Say no to 2up!

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August 13, 2005, 02:06 PM

You, clearly, wouldn't understand.


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August 13, 2005, 06:43 PM

Does she have a twin sister????


God Speed Jeff! You'll never be forgotten.

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August 15, 2005, 08:03 AM

If only there were a god...


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August 15, 2005, 08:14 AM

Well, you could always bring her books, in hopes that she can learn.


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August 15, 2005, 08:16 AM

Nah, saline leak I believe. Perma-dumb.

Oh well, still fun to look at.


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August 15, 2005, 08:29 AM

Well, you could always deal with it. If not, Im sure someone else will.


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August 15, 2005, 08:32 AM

I think she's diving at the moment. If you, uh, know what I mean.


Just the thought gives me a semi...


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Nate CCS/ASRA #29 - www.nudebikesracing.com - 2012 MARRC AM Racer of the Year

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August 16, 2005, 05:32 AM

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I think she's diving at the moment. If you, uh, know what I mean.


Just the thought gives me a semi...
She dives??? That explains the highly sought after ability to understand oral dictation emitted from a full mouth.

Just have fun my man - the brains may be there, it could all be an act...

And should there ever and possibly always be a lack of intelligent subjects to wrap your twisted little mind around while in her presence, you both enjoy diving... on which the discussion of technique alone could consume the two of you for hours on end.

Never limit yourself to Saline my man - think positive, the cranium is half full, and what's missing upstairs seems to be compensated with oral consumption mixed with quite a few "interpretation lessons." The silver lining is quite clear.


And that other thing... Last time I checked, Marines weren't that picky...
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August 16, 2005, 07:24 AM

sidenote:
everytime I scan the "Today's Messages" area and catch a glimpse of this thread, my brain reads it as "Why my girl parts rule"


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August 16, 2005, 08:01 AM

Just bring her to KPs and I'll tell you how to handle the situation Woody.
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August 16, 2005, 08:08 AM

Thanks fellas, but I'm quite aware of how to handle the situation. Believe it or not, I've done this once or twice.


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August 16, 2005, 08:11 AM

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Thanks fellas, but I'm quite aware of how to handle the situation. Believe it or not, I've done this once or twice.
but guys don't count, FAG!!


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