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Will Ferrell Pitches For Houston Astro's Farm Team As Venezeulan Rojo Johnson - May 7, 2010, 10:05 PM

Ex-Con Minor League Pitcher Enters Game, Throws/Grabs Junk, Is Will Ferrell

Will Ferrell made a promotional appearance last night at the Houston Astros' triple-A affiliate in Round Rock, Texas, playing a Venezuelan by the name of Rojo Johnson, fresh out of the clink after doing time for illegal iguana selling.

Ferrell has been a sports fan for some time. He pops up at Knicks and USC football games with some sort of regularity. He's lampooned the 1970s ABA, figure skating and NASCAR in completely different movies and did a memorable Harry Carey impression back on Saturday Night Live. Ferrell's showing up at a minor league game and pretending to be a two-bit Venezuelan lizard smuggler doesn't sound far fetched at all, even though it should. In fact, he should be doing this sort of thing all the time.

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Dude, playing the dude! K
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May 8, 2010, 03:31 AM

lol...Ferrell is the man...you my boy blu!
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May 8, 2010, 09:00 AM

Just about an hour ago on HLN News (CNNHN Channel 70) they showed the last part of the clip of him being chased off and throwing a beer but they were referring to him as the Rojo. I even said to myself that some cheesy ass get up and looks like Will Ferrell. Fucking media.

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May 8, 2010, 10:33 AM

I see Rojo employed the "deflect angry player with beer can" technique . . . oldest trick in the book!

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