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The Wish Gone Wrong Thread! - May 18, 2007, 11:36 AM

Here's how it works. You make a wish and then the next person to post grants your wish and points out some horrible consequences about it. And the cycle goes on...

Example:

I wish I owned the Redskins

next poster:

Granted, but instead of the Washington Redskins football team, a bunch of indians popped up with bows and arrows chasing you down...



...u get the point? Now let's get this goin!!


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May 18, 2007, 11:38 AM

Granted, but then you realise this game sucks and splat into the ground thus ending the viscious cycle you tried to begin.


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I wish I could get paid to race motorcycles


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May 18, 2007, 11:41 AM

Granted, but you've been reincarnated as Max Biaggi.



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May 18, 2007, 11:42 AM

I wish I could fly.[/quote]

Granted, but now you have wings instead of hands with opposable thumbs. You will never jerk off again.

I wish I had a money tree.


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May 18, 2007, 11:46 AM

except your tree only grows....




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Granted, but it grows out of where your penis should be while your pubes turn into money. People fly from all over the world to PAINFULLY rip out your dollar pubes and you'll never have sex again.

I wish every thing was free.
Granted, herpes for everyone.

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May 18, 2007, 11:47 AM

Granted, but you are now in the "ass rape" tax bracket and 95% of the money tree is now owned by the IRS


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May 18, 2007, 11:48 AM

Granted....you now own a orchard of money trees. But they only grow every 100 years, and takes 99 to grow.

I wish for endless amounts of happiness.


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I wish I had a new bike.[/quote]

Granted!



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Oh goodie! A new Honda!


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Granted....you now own a orchard of money trees. But they only grow every 100 years, and takes 99 to grow.

I wish for endless amounts of happiness.
Granted, but you soon begin having uncontrollable muscle spasms and loose control of your facial muscles from smiling too much and must undergo many painful surgical proceedures that severly deform your facial construction.


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May 18, 2007, 12:20 PM

Granted....but Matt lives there too


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Granted, but you are now in the "ass rape" tax bracket and 95% of the money tree is now owned by the IRS


I wish I had a body like Kendra from the girls next door.


granted, but it's rotting in your trunk and the police have a lead.


I wish my poop smelled like strawberry quik.


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