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Witnessed the Funniest Fight Tonight
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Witnessed the Funniest Fight Tonight - June 10, 2008, 11:35 PM

So Sharon and I were leaving a shopping center in Fairfax Circle this evening when I noticed three older males standing around (I'll refer to them as assailant 1 and 2 vs. victim 3). Ive been around, and in, enough fights that I knew something was about to go down. It might have been the fact that assailant 1 had a belt wrapped around, and hanging from his right hand. Anyways it ended just as awkwardly as it started.

First let me say it was POURING rain. All three men were kinda standing around looking a bit tense and in some sort of discussion. Feeling that something was about to go down I stopped the car and prepared for the show. At first they were just talking rather sternly with eachother while walking in somewhat of a circle. Then Assailant 1 and 2 would walk away and victim 3 would follow behind still running at the mouth. Then victim 3 would turn around and walk in the other direction. When this happened assailant 1 and 2 would change direction and follow while providing their retorts. This was repeated about three times before assailant 2 and victim 3 met at the curb and began shoving eachother. Then, both threw sloppy punches, which neither landed. At this point assailant 1 ran over and helped his partner in crime wrestle victim 3 to the ground. Once on the ground, assailant 1 began "whipping" victim 3 with the belt around his hand. He quickly turned victim 3 over on his stomach as assailant 2 helped subdue him and began "spanking" him. And I mean literally whipping victim 3 on his ass. Victim 3 managed to roll over on his back at which point he was "whipped" a few more times. At this point assailant 2 disappeared.

Assailant 1 apparently had his fill of victim 3 and began walking away. Victim 3 rose to his feet and both men casually engaged in what still appeared to be a heated exchange of words. Then assailant 1 slowly began jogging away as victim 3 chased. Then assailant 1 would stop, turn and give chase to victim 3. Again, this was repeated about two or three times. Finally assailant 1 casually walked up to a group of onlookers (men, women, and children) and just leaned against a store window with the rest of them. Victim 1 joined them and everyone acted as if nothing had happened. Remember it was pouring rain so both men were soaking wet. Sharon and I just laughed and went home.
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June 10, 2008, 11:47 PM

lol i would have loved to see this play out!!!
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June 10, 2008, 11:49 PM

LOL, maybe it was some kind of kinky sex act


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Nothing like free entertainment...

My 3 year old Godson can fight better than that


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June 11, 2008, 06:22 AM

Any chance these men were Latin?
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June 11, 2008, 06:33 AM

HA. By older how old do you mean? I was thinking you meant like 50ish. Now after reading the post again what 50 year old guy takes off his belt while another guy is spanking someone? I am agreeing with Turkish on this one. kinky and a bit odd.....
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Rainbow love triangle is my guess.


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I do believe the guy that got spanked was drunk


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June 11, 2008, 07:58 AM

I'm sure it was a fight over the movie Princess Bride.


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I'm sure it was a fight over the movie Princess Bride.
Spanking involved? Definitely another PBRI (Princess Bride Related Incident).


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June 11, 2008, 08:44 AM

Man that sounds hilarious. Would have loved to see that for myself.


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