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WTF is a Doo Dah?
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WTF is a Doo Dah? - May 27, 2008, 01:25 PM

This past weekend I had a ton of people at my house for the holiday and not surprisingly I ran out of ice. With two freezers working OT, it still wasn't enough to keep up with the chic drink demands.

So Saturday night I go to the closest 7-11 for ice and what do I see, but a nice back pack type thingy on top of a trash can. I want it. I gotta have it. It's not mine so I walk past it and go inside to buy my ice, some Splenda to further sweeten the already sweet chic drinks and a pack of gum. I come back out.... It's still there. I fill up my truck with gas while watching the bag. People go in, people come out. Nobody notices. I finish getting gas and move my truck to the side parking lot and smoke a cigarette. It's taunting me now. "Come get me. Take me home." I can't take it anymore. I put out my smoke, and drive up to the trash can and grab it. Hmmm.... feels heavy.

I get back in the truck and have a look-see. Contents as follows:

1 Mac Air
1 D40 SLR with three lenses
1 Small digital camera
1 Blackberry
1 Cheap-o cell phone
1 Check book
1 Passport of a hottie 35ish and blonde
1 Pair of pants - size 2 sexy
4billion business cards of the same person in the passport.
1 torn break up letter to a boyfriend

Holy F! This bag is valuable!!! I wait around for someone to come rushing up to my window screaming "THIEF!", but that doesn't happen. For ten minutes I just sit there waiting. My conscience got the better of me so I call the number on the business cards. No answer.

I ended up calling this number over the weekend and then again this morning when someone finally answers. I explain to the receptionist who answered the phone that I had found the bag and its contents. I was immediately transferred to the owner who was expectedly relieved and grateful and excited and a talker! Non-stop talking for 15 minutes. My ear got hot and I had to switch from time to time to keep from sweating into my phone. Turns out she is an interior designer for very affluent home owners and that laptop has all her contracts and designs in it for a job she is about to start. Without it, she is dead in the water and would have to start all over.

Tonight I will take the bag back to the 7-11 to return it to it's absent minded owner who at the end of the call said to me, "Gosh! You are such a wonderful Doo Dah!"

I feel good about myself now for having done the right thing. You should practice such acts of kindness. If only for the terrific nick names.

Yours truly,
Travis Doo Dah
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May 27, 2008, 01:28 PM

I personally suggest you change your name from Travis to Zippity......


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May 27, 2008, 01:40 PM

Did you check the camera for noodz?!

Good on you for calling the person an returning it.


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Did you check the camera for noodz?!

Good on you for calling the person an returning it.
Second thing I did after opening it. Nothing but house interiors. Nice work though.
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May 27, 2008, 01:49 PM

You mentioned a passport. Is she foreign, with accent? Could Doo Dah, be her pronunciation of Dude?


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check the laptop for pr0n?


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May 27, 2008, 01:52 PM

I'll second the Dude vs. Doo Dah


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then pass her my way.
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that chick just called you a vagina


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Okay, that made me laugh Dr. Pepper out of my nose.
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May 27, 2008, 02:40 PM

While reading I kept checking to see if this was posted in the humor forum and kept expecting to come upon the rub. I really thought this was going to be a joke. So this really happened?


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