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WTF was up this morning - May 7, 2009, 08:31 AM

...with cagers and cops

so I leave Herndon, take Sunrise Valley to Huntermill....Huntermill to Crowell - BAM dead stop..inching along. So i'm thinkin, great; some retard can't drive on a mildly wet but nice morning.

There is that creek that runs under Crowell - it was flooded and covered the road...oooOOOO a whole foot of water so after I sit in this single lane, stop and go traffic FOREVER, the gay cop wouldn't let me pass

I mean srsly...a foot of slow moving water, I've crossed crazier shiz than that on various TPG rides when we go off-roadin.

He was tellin me to turn around, but the dumbass was still letting traffic go...lol srsly...how hell can I turn around on a 2 lane road with traffic sharing the same lane? IDIOT!! So I had to turn around, and now i'm sittin in traffic goin the other FNG direction!!! But I keep my cool, don't ride the grass, or small bit of shoulder....hit Huntermill and catch the Dulles Toll Road off Huntermill. So I get up to the FULL SERVICE booth (as not to be a dick to the ppl with EZpass in the other lane), kickstand down, glove off, and toss in my change, glove on and swing my leg over to get back on my bike and this FNG cager PASSES ME IN THE GOT DAMN TOLL BOOTH!!! I wasn't even moving yet and he squeezes right through. Seriously had my leg swung any wider, he would have ripped it off.

So I catch up to him in the merger lane, and pin my middle finger against his window for the entire length of the merge lane.
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May 7, 2009, 08:35 AM

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May 7, 2009, 08:38 AM

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So I catch up to him in the merger lane, and pin my middle finger against his window for the entire length of the merge lane.
This part was especially well written.
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May 7, 2009, 08:41 AM

None of this is surprising. Way to keep your cool though. I'd have punched that fucker's mirror off, not like he uses it anyways....
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May 7, 2009, 08:44 AM

Damn. I am with Andyman, that would not have gone over well. Way to stay calm.


Originally Posted by vonstallin
That shit is like wearing a condom your whole life while living in DC, but going to brazil and going bare back with all the chicks because they look better.

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So next time you feel the need to prove to the world that you should have been euthanized as a child, do it in someone else's thread.

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May 7, 2009, 08:44 AM

Wow, even I'm getting roadrage over that shit and I'm sitting at home.


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May 7, 2009, 08:48 AM

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So I catch up to him in the merger lane, and pin my middle finger against his window for the entire length of the merge lane.
The klutz was probably clueless as to why you were harassing him (her).
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May 7, 2009, 08:51 AM

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The klutz was probably clueless as to why you were harassing him (her).
I can picture it now...."Why is this evil person on something resembling a bike flicking me off?"



Originally Posted by vonstallin
That shit is like wearing a condom your whole life while living in DC, but going to brazil and going bare back with all the chicks because they look better.

derilict:
So next time you feel the need to prove to the world that you should have been euthanized as a child, do it in someone else's thread.

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May 7, 2009, 08:51 AM

i swear some people are f#cking idiots.
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May 7, 2009, 08:52 AM

should have just punched the window out....

I was rolling down 95 south one day last year and some dude just hawks a big fucking lugee...one after another out the passanger window. Now it wasn't hitting me, but just being on the bike I felt like he was doing it purposely. So I throttle up....look and make some sign language and he gives me a "what did I do?" motion....I shake my head...pointed to my mouth and pulled off....

Some fuckers are clueless to what they are doing and how it effects you while on the bike??


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May 7, 2009, 08:58 AM

Since we are ranting about traffic/road conditions here's mine.

It was 9:15pm last night and we were rolling down Rt 28 North bound.
It's moderately raining and traffic is slightly higher than normal due to the conditions. I'm in the right lane with my trailer hooked up to my truck going about 55'ish MPH no big deal. Just about before we get to Frying Pan Road, I noticed a person walking right at the edge of the barrier on the traffic side of the wall headed in the North direction (extremely dangerous). He wasn't wearing any reflective materials, only a black rain jacket that extended to about his knee's. There are several cars ahead of me and a few to my left. I was on the line to prevent hitting this dumb ass because I had no where to go since the middel was occupied.

Working construction can be dangerous, but that dumb ass was creating a hazard for himself and others.

So, beware of the Rt 28 stroller.


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May 7, 2009, 08:59 AM

I've never seen something so dumb at the toll booths. You're right to be angray. But, you are aware that some of Herndon's finest are members of this board -- calling them gay and dumb ass is not going to endear you to them.


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May 7, 2009, 09:14 AM

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I've never seen something so dumb at the toll booths. You're right to be angray. But, you are aware that some of Herndon's finest are members of this board -- calling them gay and dumb ass is not going to endear you to them.
Crowell is Fairfax...it was a Fairfax cop.

lol @ the RT 28 Stroller. I wonder if you hit ppl like that, whose fault is it really?

lol TalkofDC, Ceaton actually did get hocked on at a stop light by someone...hit him in the arm...ewwwwwwwww

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May 7, 2009, 09:21 AM

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I've never seen something so dumb at the toll booths. You're right to be angray. But, you are aware that some of Herndon's finest are members of this board -- calling them gay and dumb ass is not going to endear you to them.
haha see his avatar, don't think it matters.

Ewww man loogie, thats a door kicking.
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May 7, 2009, 09:43 AM

this is why you should keep broken spark plugs in your pocket...

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