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Angry WTF is wrong with people? - June 8, 2006, 12:03 PM

I woke up this morning and looked out the window. It looked like a great day to ride to work. So I did. I headed down 81 to 50 and thought about blowing off work for the morning and taking the long way down 211 or some other crappy road. Just then I remembered I had an appointment so I turned off 81 to 50w. As normal I changed lanes to the left and approached the red light. I was about 100 yards from the light when it changed to green. Next thing I know there is a older burgundy Grand Cherokee attempting to share my lane. I hit the horn and the brakes and he moved over. I made sure to make eye contact when i passed. Now I am behind Grandma and here comes asshat in the right lane. Grandma turns left before the next light and I accelerate (not hard). Just before the next light the fat, in need of a shave, fuck in the Jeep does it again. This time I am steaming. I don't think I have ever been that mad on the bike. While showing this SOB my displeasure I really wanted to bust his mirror. Thought better of it and did the second most stupid thing. I grabbed a handful of clutch and thorttle, lifted the front wheel and took off.


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June 8, 2006, 12:23 PM

Ok, the first time: Jeeper's a dumbass, honked, accident avoided, cool.
The second time? WTF was he thinking?!


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June 8, 2006, 12:34 PM

Kick his door and THEN throttle out.
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June 8, 2006, 12:58 PM

I usually go for the flipping the mirror in to let them know how close they were without causing damage. The look on thier faces is priceless!!! Oh yea then gun it.
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June 8, 2006, 01:16 PM

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Ok, the first time: Jeeper's a dumbass, honked, accident avoided, cool.
The second time? WTF was he thinking?!
Yeah the second time
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June 8, 2006, 01:38 PM

I just get in front of them and sit there... and sit there...... and sit there.....and sit there... and then when the light goes through its cycle and is fully red again I leave.


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June 8, 2006, 02:14 PM

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I just get in front of them and sit there... and sit there...... and sit there.....and sit there... and then when the light goes through its cycle and is fully red again I leave.
I do like this one, just be ready on the throttle in case they feel they can "move" you outta the way.


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June 8, 2006, 04:13 PM

Consider carrying a small and deliver a "concerned motorist attention tap."


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June 8, 2006, 04:39 PM

Road raging at “cagers” is like bitching out someone with a gun in their hand.

Y’all go on with your bad selves.


BECAUSE I GET OFF ON IT!
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June 8, 2006, 04:43 PM

But IF you ride away you sure feel bette.
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June 8, 2006, 05:32 PM



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June 8, 2006, 05:35 PM

Much agreed. That is why I rode off........alive!
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June 8, 2006, 06:29 PM

I tell them my bikey broke down.
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June 8, 2006, 06:54 PM

Lots of idiots like this around, the sad part is I have more trouble in my big work van than on my bike.
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June 8, 2006, 07:06 PM

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Road raging at “cagers” is like bitching out someone with a gun in their hand.

Y’all go on with your bad selves.
+1...discretion is the better part of valor for all the biker boy toughguys.
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