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ISO a Sugar Mama
 
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August 11, 2004, 02:41 PM

You know you're living in 2004 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You go home after a long day at work, you still answer the phone in a
business manner.

7. You make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an
outside line.

8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three
different companies.

10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home.

13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the
screen.

14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you
turn around to go and get it.

15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

17 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

18. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

19. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

20. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
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Yesssssss.....
 
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August 11, 2004, 02:44 PM

So true...


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"I am a soldier, I fight where I am told, and I win where I fight."
- General George Patton Jr
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Railing!
 
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August 11, 2004, 02:46 PM

good ones

....and i didn't scroll back up, thank you

...but i still laughed at myself


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I will face my fear ~ I will let it pass through me
When the fear is gone, there will be nothing....
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August 11, 2004, 02:58 PM

and dont forget #21: You think BC stands for "Before Celluar" and AD stands for "After Digital"
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August 11, 2004, 03:32 PM

wish i could think of something to add.....
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August 11, 2004, 03:37 PM

#22. You're mad that Taco Bell doesn't accept check cards.


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August 11, 2004, 04:46 PM

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#22. You're mad that Taco Bell doesn't accept check cards.
Ah, but they do now...


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August 11, 2004, 04:47 PM

#23 - When you pay 150 dollars a month for 600 TV stations and there still isn't a damn thing on.


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August 11, 2004, 05:42 PM

#24 - You laugh when you read old articles about how internet access in the workplace will enhance employee productivity!
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August 11, 2004, 07:36 PM



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04 Bl/Sil Busa - MTD 28516

"If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself alone. A man should keep his friendships in constant repair."
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August 11, 2004, 07:46 PM

I do #4 multiple times every day. #14 is really good. I have no idea the phone numbers of any of my family or friends. I have them backed up to my iPod if my phone ever craps out.


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What's today? aah fuck it
 
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August 11, 2004, 10:48 PM

Hahahaha, you got me with that #9 thing Son...
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August 12, 2004, 06:02 AM

#25 More free online porn than you can shake a stick at.
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August 12, 2004, 08:36 AM

#26 - When a bunch of no-talent, fudge packing ass clowns make more money than you will ever see in a lifetime, simply because some 12 year old teeny-bopper thinks she knows what real "music" is.


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