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Girl & guy at a light in Herndon near Giant on Elden - just now
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Girl & guy at a light in Herndon near Giant on Elden - just now - October 25, 2008, 09:31 PM

so the girl and guy are side by side...waiting for the green light

light turns green
...guy stalls...can't get it started again

girl panics and rolls forward...turns into a side street to turn around and help him...drops her bike. Super slow speed

meanwhile...guy is trying to run start his bike....notices she has fallen and can't get her bike up....and runs over to her....

the end.
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Im walking down the street.Larger guy on a scooter is riding and adjusting his helmet.He notices the light is red and grabs the brake hard and goes over the bars,jumps up,gets back on in a rush and takes off right through the red light.This all happened in seconds.


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so the girl and guy are side by side...waiting for the green light

light turns green
...guy stalls...can't get it started again

girl panics and rolls forward...turns into a side street to turn around and help him...drops her bike. Super slow speed

meanwhile...guy is trying to run start his bike....notices she has fallen and can't get her bike up....and runs over to her....

the end.


hahahah that was me!!!

My boys bike has a problem with the battery due to an alarm install gone bad so he always has to jump start the bike...stalls at the light...has to jump start.

i pull off to the side of the road, boot slips in oil water puddle and down goes my baby...

Thats so funny that you saw that!

eeer wait.. i thought that that happened to me on old ox rd.... Maybe this was someone else? Sounds just like an incident I had, it was semi wet out right?


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Awesome! Except for running over your girlfriend, of course.

I once dropped my bike on my husband. We were performing a roadside repair in a parking lot. I'm holding the bike upright so he can move the sidestand. He's on the ground working under the clutch cover (not the oily one, but the one where the cable pulls the metal piece) and he tells me to lean the bike over. I do, but it keeps going over (he forgot to lower the sidestand).

Now, this isn't an ordinary sportbike. This was an old Katana. A REALLY HEAVY bike, and it just wanted to keep going over on him! Together we managed to get it off of him but I think we both felt stupid after that.


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well...we all fall at some point...hope they were ok.


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hahahah that was me!!!

My boys bike has a problem with the battery due to an alarm install gone bad so he always has to jump start the bike...stalls at the light...has to jump start.

i pull off to the side of the road, boot slips in oil water puddle and down goes my baby...

Thats so funny that you saw that!

eeer wait.. i thought that that happened to me on old ox rd.... Maybe this was someone else? Sounds just like an incident I had, it was semi wet out right?
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hahahah that was me!!!

My boys bike has a problem with the battery due to an alarm install gone bad so he always has to jump start the bike...stalls at the light...has to jump start.

i pull off to the side of the road, boot slips in oil water puddle and down goes my baby...

Thats so funny that you saw that!

eeer wait.. i thought that that happened to me on old ox rd.... Maybe this was someone else? Sounds just like an incident I had, it was semi wet out right?

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hahahah that was me!!!

My boys bike has a problem with the battery due to an alarm install gone bad so he always has to jump start the bike...stalls at the light...has to jump start.

i pull off to the side of the road, boot slips in oil water puddle and down goes my baby...

Thats so funny that you saw that!

eeer wait.. i thought that that happened to me on old ox rd.... Maybe this was someone else? Sounds just like an incident I had, it was semi wet out right?
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hahahah that was me!!!

My boys bike has a problem with the battery due to an alarm install gone bad so he always has to jump start the bike...stalls at the light...has to jump start.

i pull off to the side of the road, boot slips in oil water puddle and down goes my baby...

Thats so funny that you saw that!

eeer wait.. i thought that that happened to me on old ox rd.... Maybe this was someone else? Sounds just like an incident I had, it was semi wet out right?
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