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Personal Ad - Part 2 - December 15, 2009, 01:29 PM

I decided to open up a personal ad and see if any non freaks apply or hopefully freaks apply.

Since I just became a non-smoker, my chances of picking up a NOVA snob has doubled.


Please help me make an ad. What would you write if you were me?

I'll start it off

"I have a stiff proposition, if you have an opening."

Name: Adrian
Age: 29 (and holding)
Nationality: Hispanic
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 165

I like music and morally casual females. Please apply only if you are willing to clean my house in the nude. I will determine whether you can just be topless. It all depends on the size of your puppies. I am also looking for someone who will try to change me and make me a better person through oral sex only.

Looking for women that can:
- Make a KILLER Chicken Pot Pie.
- Stack a roll of quarters without using hands. Preferably her love muscle
- Shoot pingpong balls out of her vajayjay to targets of my liking which are atleast 6 feet away or a room's length.
- MUST Swallow! This is not negotiable.
- Can at least spell their own name.

Please send photo since it is all about looks. Intelligence is optional.


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What do you guys think, any suggestions?


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December 15, 2009, 01:33 PM

HA! You are still using my opening line! Good man!



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December 15, 2009, 01:34 PM

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December 15, 2009, 01:35 PM

<=== just waiting for the PM from some pissed off female telling me she is offended and wants this closed.


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whatever henry's name is these days: jason, seriously, im going to kick your face in when I get back
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December 15, 2009, 01:35 PM

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HA! You are still using my opening line! Good man!
It's a good opening line


"Riding a race bike is an art - a thing that you do because you feel something inside."

"I don't like being famous - it is like a prison. And driving for Ferrari would make it far worse."

"I race to win. If I am on the bike or in a car it will always be the same."

"I'm Valentino Rossi. And I want to be a person, not an icon."

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December 15, 2009, 01:36 PM

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<=== just waiting for the PM from some pissed off female telling me she is offended and wants this closed.
Tell them to read Personal Ad - part 1 - and to stop making demands on a website that is 90 percent male over a joke thread.


"Riding a race bike is an art - a thing that you do because you feel something inside."

"I don't like being famous - it is like a prison. And driving for Ferrari would make it far worse."

"I race to win. If I am on the bike or in a car it will always be the same."

"I'm Valentino Rossi. And I want to be a person, not an icon."

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December 15, 2009, 01:38 PM

Here is the original thread.

Help me make my personal ad


"Riding a race bike is an art - a thing that you do because you feel something inside."

"I don't like being famous - it is like a prison. And driving for Ferrari would make it far worse."

"I race to win. If I am on the bike or in a car it will always be the same."

"I'm Valentino Rossi. And I want to be a person, not an icon."

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Tell them to read Personal Ad - part 1 - and to stop making demands on a website that is 90 percent male over a joke thread.


I love the "29" part too ... that's the part of the whole post to me.


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December 15, 2009, 01:40 PM

I'm not offended, just hate Adrian. Can we close it?




(I'm truly kidding)


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December 15, 2009, 01:42 PM

you obviously missed the "holding" in parentheses. I thought 21 was a little much.

Hell I might as well live up to the hype that all the male members on here tell the ladies. I think I am now up to 12 kids, 3 girlfriends at the same time, and been divorced 10 times.

BTW... When you people hate on me and tell the ladies your exaggerations I hear about it.


"Riding a race bike is an art - a thing that you do because you feel something inside."

"I don't like being famous - it is like a prison. And driving for Ferrari would make it far worse."

"I race to win. If I am on the bike or in a car it will always be the same."

"I'm Valentino Rossi. And I want to be a person, not an icon."

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December 15, 2009, 01:45 PM

Your hispanic....would have sworn middle eastern of some kind...
This is like my friends with Benifit Ad on my Face book page...

Thats what you should do man...I got some good resume from the ladies.

I didn't put one on here cuz i know it wouldn't go far.


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You need to try a profile on www.fuckbook.com


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I think you should start it....

"Searching for my next ex-girlfriend"

You know it's going to end there anyway.


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December 15, 2009, 03:20 PM

I'm telling Don you are looking at my Personal Ad!!

ANd the answer to your PM is "Absolutely not"


"Riding a race bike is an art - a thing that you do because you feel something inside."

"I don't like being famous - it is like a prison. And driving for Ferrari would make it far worse."

"I race to win. If I am on the bike or in a car it will always be the same."

"I'm Valentino Rossi. And I want to be a person, not an icon."

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