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Tubing Extravaganza / GuzzFest 2008!
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Tubing Extravaganza / GuzzFest 2008! - May 18, 2008, 08:03 PM

We got crazy on 2005!
We went wild in 2006!
We threw a Hail Mary in 2007!

And now by BACK by POPULAR DEMAND! Itís Bigger, Itís Badder and Itís Baaaaaaaack!

Tubing Extravaganza/GuzzFest 2008 - Saturday July 26, 2008

For those of you who have never attended GuzzFest or are new since the last one, I will give you a brief explanation of this event. My wife Denyse & I have a little house on eight acres in Front Royal Virginia, not far from the Shenandoah River. We were going buy new floors this year, but Denyse decided you guys have had a rough year and need another good party. So looks like floors on are on hold for another year and festivities are abound!

This event has two phases:

The tubing phase, where a bunch of whacky people meet up in Bentonville around 10:00ish and tube down the river for a few hours, shooting each other with water pistols, playing River Marco Polo and other unnamed shenanigans

GuzzFest Phase: Later in the afternoon, people start showing up at my house for a giant BBQ, games and misc. craziness.

Ok so hereís the plan! This years Tubing coordinator is Tanya (tfinch). I will let her post up the time, cost and details of this part of the event. In years past, tubers have met up in Bentonville (which is 10 miles west of my house) and tubed for about 3 hours and then headed to the BBQ immediately afterwards. So get your sunscreen and be ready!

GuzzFest: From 2:00 PM to whenever.

This year we will be remembering our recently passed friend, Mike (Dragula). This event was one of his favorites of the year. In his memory, I am asking attendees to wear something with Marvin the Martian on it. Hat, shirt, pin, etc.

This yearís planned events are:

3 HorseShoe pits at various angles for challenging matches.
Strategically placed Dart boards will be set up for friendly matches (Bring those fancy darts)
A small BB gun range will be set up for various shoot offs. (Bring your own BB Gun)
A small mini-bike track will be set up for fun riding (bring your own mini 100cc or less)
Wii Bowling & Mario Kart challenges on the big screen (Bring your control & wheels if you got em)

This years planned Menu:
Guzzís special smoked whole chickens in Denyseís secret rub
Hamburgers & Hotdogs
Corn on The Cob boiled in Old Bay
Baked Macaroni & Cheese (none of that boxed stuff)
Baked Beans
Tomato Cucumber Salad
Deviled Eggs
Macaroni Salad

And various desserts that will make your granny drool!

What you can bring: I will provide all the food, sodas, and water. I am asking for people to bring folding chairs, ice chests w/ice, chips & dips. Also this is a BYOB event, but I ask PLEASE donít make it a drunkfest. There are a lot of people and kids in attendance and at past GuzzFests some peeps drank a little too much and got crazy on machinery and we had to step in and be the Party Police. Never a fun thing to do and I want everybody to have a FANTASTIC time.

Kids: Your children are welcome, but please remember this is an adult party and not a daycare. You are responsible for making them happy! I suck at ďThe Kid ThingĒ and I usually make them cry.

Dogs: I am a HUGE dog lover myself, but too many dogs tend to get under foot and you never know when somebody might do something stupid to your baby or worse, put them in a dangerous position. So I respectfully ask that you donít bring your dogs. I plan to have mine locked away for the day.

Ok so thatís the deal! You coming? I would like a confirmation by July 20th to get an idea of the number of attendees so I can buy food.

This year it is Rain or Shine. No Drama allowed. And NO WAY I will cancel it this year (I learned my lesson last year. You would have thought I killed Santa)

Anybody who is not planning to tube, and would like to arrive around noon to help set up, your help is greatly appreciated.

Sidenote: I know not everybody who would like to attend this event can make it on July 26th. This was the best date available for Denyse & I so please donít whine, scold, or petition for a different . Ok Thanx

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oh HELLZ yeah!
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Thumbs up oh HELLZ yeah! - May 18, 2008, 08:05 PM


I do not have to work that weekend so I'll see you all there!!

RIP Greg Walker, I will never forget you

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May 18, 2008, 08:18 PM

I'm in it to win it. I will be partaking in both the tubing and BBQ. Cant wait. Its been to long since the last one. Poor Santa.

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May 18, 2008, 08:28 PM

Justin and I are in for Guzzfest!!!

Thank you Guzz and Denyse!

Please let me know what to bring!

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May 18, 2008, 08:29 PM

Requesting the date off now. I'll be at the BBQ ... not sure about the tubing event yet.

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Sweet, finally not on a race weekend.

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Im so THERE!

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May 18, 2008, 08:50 PM

Yay! This year I'm not going on vacation, so Guzzy can't schedule Guzzfest for that week!!! I should be able to be there

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May 18, 2008, 09:06 PM

Denyse brownies

I will be there in all of my burnt to a crisp, post tubing glory!

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May 18, 2008, 09:56 PM

Most likely only BBQ for me.
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HMMMM>..tentatively in!!!! Who am I staying with??

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May 18, 2008, 10:08 PM

Mac and Cheese Guzz style IN!

it's several days before my birthday, how lovely of you to throw me such a huge party

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