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@$$hat Cagers - Name 'n' Shame!
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@$$hat Cagers - Name 'n' Shame! - September 30, 2008, 07:02 AM

Sooooo, this morning. You dumb beyotch. Young, early to mid-20s, straight brown hair.

Black Nissan Versa, VA plate XWB 7701

Made a nearly-disastrous right turn from Reston Avenue onto VA7-E.

I was on my Kawi, rolling behind 3 or 4 other vehicles travelling in the right lane, and I had set up in the right-hand section of the right lane for greater visibility (and, although it was dark, of course, my headlight was also on), yet she still managed to turn, as soon as the last car passed her, directly in front of me. Only experience and quick reactions saved me from getting seriously hurt - becoming her new bumper sticker, or worse, street grease.

Interestingly, before reaching Baron Cameron, she swerved hard, nearly sideswiping a vehicle rolling beside her in the left lane; later, when I passed her, it appeared she was talking on a cell phone. BIG SURPRISE THERE.

Stupid snatch.


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September 30, 2008, 07:14 AM

was she hot?? what a dumbass whore! i they should make getting a license as hard as getting one in germany (you basically have to go through a race school to get one there)
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was she hot?? what a dumbass whore! i they should make getting a license as hard as getting one in germany (you basically have to go through a race school to get one there)
Yep, and it's expensive as hell. I wish American drivers were half as good as Europea........German drivers.




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September 30, 2008, 07:34 AM

Maybe if a ton of people would understand its not necessary to drive themselves to work in a SUV or Truck people would be able to see bikers and other cars around them...

Along with saving hundreds of dollars on fuel...
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Maybe if a ton of people would understand its not necessary to drive themselves to work in a SUV or Truck people would be able to see bikers and other cars around them...

Along with saving hundreds of dollars on fuel...
Maybe also they could stop texting/e-mailing/talking on a cell phone while driving...that could also have somthing to do with it.




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<----is still wondering if said bad driver is hot...
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<----is still wondering if said bad driver is hot...
She is, but has brain cancer from yapping on her cell all the time.
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September 30, 2008, 08:34 AM

I think getting roadhead is more of a distraction than talking, texting on a cell...well, glad u made it to write about it...


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September 30, 2008, 08:50 AM

Zelibor, fwiw, I'm not into chicks, so I can't assess her "hotness."

She didn't need a bag over her head anyway.... and as long as you can put up with the "stoopid" part (likely, most evident when she opens her mouth, although her driving this morning also displayed some of that), I guess she's fine....

Had I gotten the opportunity to beat her senseless after nearly killing me, her hotness would have definitely taken a dive. Unless you're into bruised-up, bloody chicks....


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Zelibor, fwiw, I'm not into chicks, so I can't assess her "hotness."

She didn't need a bag over her head anyway.... and as long as you can put up with the "stoopid" part (likely, most evident when she opens her mouth, although her driving this morning also displayed some of that), I guess she's fine....

Had I gotten the opportunity to beat her senseless after nearly killing me, her hotness would have definitely taken a dive. Unless you're into bruised-up, bloody chicks....
i can deal with the dumb as a brick wall part (that just means she will never graduate from "fling/fuck buddie" status the dumb ones dont get introduced to mom glad to hear nothing bad happened but that would have been pretty cool to see a I KICKED SOME DUMB *UNT's ASS THIS MORNING post
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I'll teach that hot whore a lesson! Where does she live???


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I now always think of Ben when I see these which gives me an idea:

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(Witty thread title - Examples: "Grrr...", "thanks a**hole", "Between streetname and streetname" etc.)
@$$hat Cagers - Name 'n' Shame!


Hey (description of vehicle and/or individual as well as terse locational identifiers - i.e. street names, area landmarks) you dumb beyotch. Young, early to mid-20s with the Black Nissan Versa, VA plate XWB 7701 on Reston Avenue onto VA7-E with the
(something you despise about them/their physical appearance/ride/abilities)straight brown hair,
thanks a ton for (whatever it was that they did to piss you off) making a nearly-disastrous right turn from Reston Avenue onto VA7-E.
Apparently you Auxillary Verb or Verb (i.e. - could/couldn't/did/didn't etc.) [couldn't see] I was on my Kawi, rolling behind 3 or 4 other vehicles travelling in the right lane, and I had set up in the right-hand section of the right lane for greater visibility (and, although it was dark, of course, my headlight was also on),
(passive aggressive description of aforementioned action) yet [you] managed to turn, as soon as the last car passed, directly in front of me
and (further detail of the egregious imposition and how it endangered or inconvenienced you) [N/A].
Thank God I (uber l337 description of your response to the situation and actions necessary to avoid the disaster or obtrusion) [have] experience and quick reactions
and (more detail of how you got them or might get them back; possibly a diatribe on what the future is certain to hold for such a brash and discourteous individual as them - loss of life or limb are popular finales) [that] saved me from getting seriously hurt - becoming her new bumper sticker, or worse, street grease.

(Final word: more passive aggression, and wholly insincere farewell - optional final jab at this strangers personality/appearance/etc.)
Stupid snatch.


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I'll teach that hot whore a lesson! Where does she live???
By throwing your bike at her?


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