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View Poll Results: Does God hate me?
No, it was just one of those days. 7 41.18%
John 3:16 2 11.76%
It's payback from when I was 9 and found out fur is flamable. 8 47.06%
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Unhappy Does God hate me? - May 26, 2009, 05:47 PM

The day started out well. Slider and i headded out west after stopping in at Sheetz and randomly meeting NOVASquid. The three of us meandered down a ton of back roads and strolled over 211 (no cops!) to munch at Brookside.
Blazed down some more back roads and took 5 at a corner where some strange guy went by us at 3 mph while dueling banjo's screamed from his stereo. I was scared, but still no cops!
Drove down south to pick up 33 and hit that up and back. That's when God saw we were having fun. About 3/4 of the way up on the WVA side, I notied a little wisp of smoke coming from Sliders bike. I didn't think much of it until I noticed oil on my visor. Then the smoke got REALLY bad. Like Cheech & Chong bad. I couldn't see a thing and backed off flashing my hi-beams. Slider noticed the smoke and all and pulled into the overlook. His poor Honda was pissing blood all over the ground and had a Hiroshima sized cloud over it. We poked around after it cooled a little but decided not to ride it. Props to NOVASquid for rolling out and back with a trailer!! It was the longest 4+ hours of my life sitting on that mountain with one running bike and a pissed off man. Still, no cops. Not 1.
After we get the bike loaded up after sunset, the ride/ drive home was pretty good. Until..... you got it.....COPS!!! I got pulled at my exit by VaSP. How he could tell that my license plate light is LED while I was going 70 mph is beyond me. HOW?!? Unless he decided to pace me because it was a sportbike and find a reason. So, I pull over and get the lecture at 11:30pm by 2 state's and 1 county. Yup, 3 cops at once! Not when we needed them, though. This is when I asked myself if God hates me.
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May 26, 2009, 05:52 PM

well you weren't hurt that bad from the ass reaming by coppers. No other injuries so all in all a good day

whats up with the Honda? Just yesterday a good buddy was telling me that Hondas last forever.
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May 26, 2009, 05:56 PM

You can't pinch or plug crankcase vents. Then they run forever.
We did do ok. Slider stayed up even with an oily rear tire. It was just looooooong. And ironic aout the cops. Just some comedy for a rainy day.


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May 26, 2009, 05:58 PM

God doesn't hate anyone. Virginia hates you. Hates me too. It's okay because I hate Virginia right back.

Did you two at least take turns running 33 on your bike while you waited for Do?


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How he could tell that my license plate light is LED while I was going 70 mph is beyond me.


I'm gonna start carrying the virginia code with me. How is an L.E.D. tag light cause you pull you over?


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I'm gonna start carrying the virginia code with me. How is an L.E.D. tag light cause you pull you over?
I dunno! I wasn't about to ask the code, but next time I see a ocifer I will. I had no idea. Too many laws in 3 states around here.


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May 26, 2009, 06:26 PM

Really when it comes down to it God hates you. I happen to know this for a fact because I have coffee with him every Wednesday at Starbucks.

Fact is haste makes you F things up. I waited 2 months for parts from Japan to get my bike back on the road and when TET and me put it back together I, was in such a rush to hear it start I fucked up and plugged the wrong hole. Oil on a rear tire makes shit fun that's for sure.


And a BIG ASS THANKS TO NOVASQUID!!! Again dude I am in your dept you need anything just call.

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May 26, 2009, 06:36 PM

I like the fact that the damn thing ran that whole way up there before breaking. Just a testimate to how well these bikes are built. That is a long way out to have a moment though.... glad you guys all made it back in one piece.
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glad i could help out! but i have to confess, driving down 81 and 33 in a minivan was mind numbingly boring. i can't wait to hit it again on the bikes. but the next time i'm checking inspection stickers and maintenance records on any 1000rr's that show up!

Robert, so the problem was the crankcase vent being plugged? hope it was a simple fix.


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I'm gonna start carrying the virginia code with me. How is an L.E.D. tag light cause you pull you over?
Any non DOT lighting is verbotten in VA. Sorta like showing up to a resturant that requires collars with a t-shirt, we're uptight like that.
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Did you two at least take turns running 33 on your bike while you waited for Do?
I am sure they did and just didn't post coz novasquid would feel left out

Sorry to hear about the 1krr letting you guys down .. cummon Slider you gotta take of that thing


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