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Maintenance Rules - September 3, 2014, 03:15 PM

I have run into a certain pattern this past summer and I thought that I would share it with you all:

Rule #1
Anything that can possibly go wrong, might go wrong.
Rule #2
Any tool that you don't have, you will need
Rule #3
You never have time to do it right the first time, but you always have time to do it again
Rule #4
Rule #5
SeaFoam is not Magical Pixe Dust and will not heal all of you carb's wounds
Rule #6
Never fix a bike intoxicated
Rule #7
Never fix a stubborn bike sober
Rule #8
The Gremlins are actually quite fond of the sound of a bell
Rule #9
No sir, there's pretty much nothing that I can do to your Moped to get 150 HP at the rear wheel
Rule #10
When Life gives you a lemon, fix the lemon and ride it over to Mr. Life's house and punch him in the nose for selling you a lemon

*Harley Davidson is exempt from the following Rules.
Rule #4
Rule #6

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