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the secret thread, pppsst for your eyes only...shhh; cleansing
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the secret thread, pppsst for your eyes only...shhh; cleansing - March 14, 2011, 01:30 PM

I hope you weren't followed, get closer....and don't be loud.


ok, check it out...I've been using this product ever since my days of cabinet and countertop manufacturing and installing back in the 90's.

It's called "countertop magic"




I noticed there is a spell cast upon a portion of the canister which stated;

'gives new beauty and cleanliness to all plastic surfaces'

scratching my taint as I accepted the sentence of this spell, I contemplated the many item's which are in fact plastic. (tip: plastic is a product of oil-correct me if you can prove othewise)

a quick glance at the motorcycling phenomina can offer an almost franksteinian effect as one soon comes to realize not only will it bling-bling, but also.....bead water!

shhhshshshshshhhhhhhhh...shh someone almost spotted us




that was close and stop touching me...I don't need cooties, thank you.


so, I set about cleaning my helmet visor and ended up cleaning the ENTIRE HELMET.
It might as well emit its own light at this point. emit own light=bling squared, you dig?


now as you can image, I didn't stop there after all...paint, windscreen, body "plastics" is
a form of plastic. In short, my motorcycle is a star now, in consequence..there are astromomers in Hawaii harassing me. Hey, I just tell them to call N.A.S.A..



oh, crap we've been spotted....disperse...


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i hear bo jackson uses it on his plastic hip!
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I see your countertop magic, and raise you...




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someone snapped a photo of me heading towards the soul glow distributor. Guess I'll break down and pick some up.

I may have the strength/courage now to handle the soul glow.



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I used that shit on mah balls. Countertop Magic give you mad cream son.


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I used that shit on mah balls. Countertop Magic give you mad cream son.
Fug dat I tru g me rub da ICY HOT on mah balzzzzz........ BLING BLING baches!


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I forgot to mention, if you have a bad DVD or CD...this stuff will give a quick fix.

I found that out addicted to playstation2's gran turismo.


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CEH certified.... Been using this for years.


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March 15, 2011, 12:32 PM

pledge is ok, just something I haven't kept on hand.

allthough YoaMatt, presents a similar to something like the honda waterless polish which seems to be about the same as countertop magic.

but thats just my opinion


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That -is- Honda Polish.


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Where can I pick up this countertop magic? Home Depot?


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