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How To Fix The Economy FAST!!! - April 21, 2009, 08:23 AM

Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

Call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 40-50 Million people in the work force.
Pay them $1 Million apiece severence for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1 They MUST retire. Forty million job openings- Unemployment fixed
2 They Must buy a new American CAR. Forty Million cars ordered- Auto Industry Fixed.
3. They Must either buy or pay off their mortgage- Housing Crisis Fixed

If More money is needed, have all members of congress and their constituents pay their taxes...
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so what happens when u run out of the 1 mil they paid u to retire


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u collect unemployment! lol
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Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.

Call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
There are about 40-50 Million people in the work force.
Pay them $1 Million apiece severence for early retirement with the following stipulations:
1 They MUST retire. Forty million job openings- Unemployment fixed
2 They Must buy a new American CAR. Forty Million cars ordered- Auto Industry Fixed.
3. They Must either buy or pay off their mortgage- Housing Crisis Fixed

If More money is needed, have all members of congress and their constituents pay their taxes...
Is this just meant to be a joke?

Try 100 million in the work force.

That adds up to 100 trillion to give each 1 million. Even if you intend to only retire half the work force, that's still 50 trillion. Nobody has that much money.


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April 21, 2009, 08:30 AM

You still get your 401k and normal retirement.
Why do you need tons of money? You have a car and house paid for. start collectiing retirement. You cant pump money into a government. because they will either borrow money from the private sector or tax the hell out of the private sector to get the money. it hurts the economy worst.
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they just gave 50 billion to GM
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yes its a joke
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You still get your 401k and normal retirement.
Why do you need tons of money? You have a car and house paid for. start collectiing retirement. You cant pump money into a government. because they will either borrow money from the private sector or tax the hell out of the private sector to get the money. it hurts the economy worst.
I don't think you realize this much money doesn't exist.

You're talking 40 to 50 million million dollars.

the GDP of the U.S. is only a little over 14 million million.

Even with a 100% tax rate the country couldn't afford it. It's not possible.

EDIT: Okay at least you're joking


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where do you think the bail out money is coming from ? your tax dollars duh. Who do you think pays my federal pay check ? you !
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so how bout they fire u and knock a couple cents off my taxes


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You guys have it all wrong...there's only one thing to do, and thats to ...


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where do you think the bail out money is coming from ? your tax dollars duh. Who do you think pays my federal pay check ? you !
Oh I know exactly where it's coming from. Enough money has been given to the banking sector already. The error is that it was not given with the requirement for it to be lent.

If the banks lent the money, due to the nature of fractional reserve banking we would already be out of the recession.

The bailout to GM is money to keep them afloat until the banking industry relaxes. It's a "sorry we fucked up" to GM if you will because *everybody* was supposed to helped from the bailout of the financial sector because the banks were not supposed to just sit on the money.


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I don't think you realize this much money doesn't exist.

You're talking 40 to 50 million million dollars.

the GDP of the U.S. is only a little over 14 million million.

Even with a 100% tax rate the country couldn't afford it. It's not possible.

EDIT: Okay at least you're joking
all they have to do is work a double shift at the money making print shop, we doing this all cash!
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How does this make you feel? Abd al-Rahim al-Nashiri the alleged to be the mastermind of the USS Cole bombing and other terrorist attacks, who headed al-Qaeda operations in the Persian Gulf and the Gulf states . On December 2008, he was charged before a Guantanamo Military Commission.[6] The charges were dropped in February 2009 pending the Obama administration's review of all Guantánamo detentions. Barrack Obama is releasing terrorist
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April 21, 2009, 08:42 AM

and he just did away with waterboarding. Its an intterrogation. what are u gonna go interrogate someone with donuts and kindness??? get real man or get out !
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